Aji peppers FTMFL

hiromizu

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I was cook some South American dish using aji pepper and had to urinate. Towards the end of this session, I took the opportunity to touch extra. That's when the aji hit me like a killer bee. Do not bring pepper touching hand to your johnson. Do not also rub your eyes.
 

QueBert

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woosy, I masturbate with Habenaro pepper juice for lube, feel the burn!
 

Iron Woode

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I thought this was common knowledge:

don't touch your willy after handling hot peppers.
 

QED

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Originally posted by: Iron Woode
I thought this was common knowledge:

don't touch your willy after handling hot peppers.

That also applies to Exra-strength Icy-Hot. When I pitched baseball in high school one time I rubbed my arm up good before a game, left a lot of it on my hand, and then forgot about it. Midgame, I went to the bathroom between innings. I could not concentrate on much of anything else for the next inning or so aftewards except for the simultaneous burning/freezing sensation down there...
 

Iron Woode

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Originally posted by: QED
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
I thought this was common knowledge:

don't touch your willy after handling hot peppers.

That also applies to Exra-strength Icy-Hot. When I pitched baseball in high school one time I rubbed my arm up good before a game, left a lot of it on my hand, and then forgot about it. Midgame, I went to the bathroom between innings. I could not concentrate on much of anything else for the next inning or so aftewards except for the simultaneous burning/freezing sensation down there...
nothing like self-pwnage.