AIRCRAFT Vs WOMEN

Grasshopper27

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An aeroplane will kill you quickly...a woman takes her time.

Aeroplanes like to do it inverted.

Aeroplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

An aeroplane's thrust to weight ratio is higher.

An aeroplane does not get mad if you 'touch and go'.

An aeroplane does not object to a pre-flight inspection.

Aeroplanes come with manuals.

Aeroplanes have strict weight and balance limits.

You can fly an aeroplane any time of the month.

Aeroplanes don't come with in-laws.

Aeroplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.

Aeroplanes don't care about how many other aeroplanes you have flown.

When flying, you and your aeroplane both arrive at the same time.

Aeroplanes don't mind if you look at other aeroplanes, or if you buy aeroplane magazines.

It's OK to use tie-downs on your aeroplane.
 

Yomicron

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Aeroplane? what are you, British?

EDIT: I think I'll forward this to my friends at Embry Riddle.
 

Grasshopper27

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Originally posted by: Yomicron
Aeroplane? what are you, British?

That was one of the best I've posted tonight, and THAT is your comment?!?! :D

*trout slap*

Man, that was funny as hell...

Grasshopper
 

UNCjigga

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STOP INUNDATING OT WITH YOUR AVIATION HUMOR PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!
 

NoxPT

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that was fvcking great dude, all of them have been tonight, now look at my post a few topics down in off topic and help me out
 

Evadman

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Originally posted by: NoxPT
that was fvcking great dude, all of them have been tonight, now look at my post a few topics down in off topic and help me out

LMAO! I will show you mine if you show me yours!
 

Grasshopper27

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Originally posted by: uncJIGGA
STOP INUNDATING OT WITH YOUR AVIATION HUMOR PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!

Not finding them funny, are we? :)

Hey, it has been a few weeks since I've done this, I promise to wait another few weeks before doing it again... :D

Grasshopper
 

AreaCode707

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Originally posted by: grasshopper26
Originally posted by: Yomicron
Aeroplane? what are you, British?

That was one of the best I've posted tonight, and THAT is your comment?!?! :D

*trout slap*

Man, that was funny as hell...

Grasshopper

You are not licensed to use that trout. You must be female for the privelege.
 

Grasshopper27

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Originally posted by: HotChic

You are not licensed to use that trout. You must be female for the privelege.

True, but I took the trout away from Thumper after nearly she put me in the hospital with it... :D

...and she isn't getting it back, it hurts enough as it is... :p

Grasshopper <--- the one with the trout in this family! ;)