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ahhh! we are under attack! the mice are attacking! the mice are attacking!

waggy

waggy

No Lifer
went to use the bathroom. open the door and see a mouse run across the floor!

gotta say it scared the crap out of me. which was good i was in the bathroom.


after getting over my fear i did what any good man would in time of attack. I barracked the door. it was now a battle to the death. no retreat no surrender.

i grabbed my the deadly club of toilet unclogging and set out for battle.

my opponent was fast and hid well. it was a furious battle. it would run in and attack i would counter attack. finally my esteemed opponent made a cowardly mistake. it ran for the door not knowing i had it blocked.

it was stunned. it had been out maneuvered. it knew the deadly strike was coming. the mouse turned and submitted. it stood its ground and took the killing blow with honor.

Now the we drink and honor such a brave warrior! BEER FOR ALL!

:beer: :beer: :beer:
 
Originally posted by: Modular
10:14 AM CST....Beer it is sir, beer it is.

:beer:
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we drink For the glory of battle and to honor the fallen! otherwise we would just be drunks eh?
 
Mice are indeed noble creatures. There was no shame in its attempt to escape. He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day.
 
i personally like to place glue traps along the pathes that is takes. The one time i caught 7 mice on one trap. Then i put them outside and watch them freeze.
 
Originally posted by: AmpedSilence
i personally like to place glue traps along the pathes that is takes. The one time i caught 7 mice on one trap. Then i put them outside and watch them freeze.
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first time in 4 years i have seen a mouse. usually they stay outside in the shed/barn (its a 1.5 car gararge turned into a barn/shed).

guess i will have to get some traps.

i have a feeling the comrades of the hero i killed will want revenge.
 
I usually catch them in a coffee can. They are fun to watch and very cute. Then I release them in a snake-friendly location to test the mouses' endurance.
 
The one time i caught 7 mice on one trap. Then i put them outside and watch them freeze.
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There's a difference between killing a pest in your house humanely, and getting kicks out of torturing small animals. You're a fucking sicko.
 
Originally posted by: KB
I usually catch them in a coffee can. They are fun to watch and very cute. Then I release them in a snake-friendly location to test the mouses' endurance.
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i have looked for snake's around here. i am really suprised we do not have any.

kinda dispointing. when i was younger we would hunt out gardner snakes all the time.
 
Originally posted by: K1052
you need a cat(s)

the self propelled little death machines are usually very efficent
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my son and i are alergic to them. but thinking of getting one anyway heh
 
Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: K1052
you need a cat(s)

the self propelled little death machines are usually very efficent
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my son and i are alergic to them. but thinking of getting one anyway heh
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Get one of the hairless ones - they're hypo-allergenic!

Ugly as all get out, but hypoallergenic!
 
Originally posted by: rivan
Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: K1052
you need a cat(s)

the self propelled little death machines are usually very efficent
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my son and i are alergic to them. but thinking of getting one anyway heh
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Get one of the hairless ones - they're hypo-allergenic!

Ugly as all get out, but hypoallergenic!
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can i get a reguler one and shave it?
 
A truly courageous tale. All hail the mighty hunter. Was it a buck? Eye to eye, that thing must have been huge, what, a few cm? 😀


Wait until you see a mouse running up a wall. THAT will put you on edge.
 
Originally posted by: Jeff7
A truly courageous tale. All hail the mighty hunter. Was it a buck? Eye to eye, that thing must have been huge, what, a few cm? 😀


Wait until you see a mouse running up a wall. THAT will put you on edge.
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ohh this was a mighty beast from the dephts of hell itself! it stood 20...30 nay! even 50 CM's high! it had claws of steel and spit fire!

 
Originally posted by: Agentbolt
The one time i caught 7 mice on one trap. Then i put them outside and watch them freeze.
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There's a difference between killing a pest in your house humanely, and getting kicks out of torturing small animals. You're a fucking sicko.
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Not really torturing them. It was Janaury, and as with most January's in PA it was below freezing outside. Took the trap and put them into a gorcery bag and put the bag outside my door to take to trash later. Forgot aout them and remembered when i walked by them in the morning. They were frozen through and through. I guess i am a sicko, I should hve remembered they were there and disposed of them properly rather than forgetting about them in the Janaury cold. I'll remember for next time.
 
Not really torturing them. It was Janaury, and as with most January's in PA it was below freezing outside. Took the trap and put them into a gorcery bag and put the bag outside my door to take to trash later. Forgot aout them and remembered when i walked by them in the morning. They were frozen through and through. I guess i am a sicko, I should hve remembered they were there and disposed of them properly rather than forgetting about them in the Janaury cold. I'll remember for next time.
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That's not what you described at first, you said you left them outside and "watched them freeze to death" If you just forgot them outside, I guess that makes you careless but not a sicko.
 
Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: Jeff7
A truly courageous tale. All hail the mighty hunter. Was it a buck? Eye to eye, that thing must have been huge, what, a few cm? 😀


Wait until you see a mouse running up a wall. THAT will put you on edge.
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ohh this was a mighty beast from the dephts of hell itself! it stood 20...30 nay! even 50 CM's high! it had claws of steel and spit fire!
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I think you might have actually meant 50 mm, as 50 cm would mean it was almost 20 inches high. That would be a mouse of mythic proportions.
 
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