I had a fire ant invasion in my closet of all places. I went in there without turning the lights on to hang up a few shirts and immediately started to wonder, "hmm...why is there a burning/itching sensation coming from my feet?" Turned the light on only to see hundreds of fire ants covering the floor, my dirty clothes hamper, and my feet, at which point I pulled some matrix-esque ninja-backflip-wallrun which somehow deposited me in my tub so I could spray them the hell off.