Originally posted by: J Heartless Slick
Thunderbird and MD 50-50
Blasphemy! Choke on your vomit!
I'm a big fan of wine, but not reds... The taste just doesn't appeal to me.
I've actually met some people who have said the same thing. With all of them, the problem was that they were drinking the wrong reds, typically cheap ones. If you spend at a minimum $12 or so per bottle, you may end up changing your mind. Drink the wine while eating cheese with good French bread -- seriously, it makes the wine taste better.
In reference to the other comments, wine is not something you can skimp on. Compare it to liquor -- you can buy a cheap bottle of whisky, but it will be strong and nasty. Spend $30 on a bottle though, and you get something smooth and tasty, not burning and harsh. Wine is much like that -- you have to spend money to get a good wine (not always, but it's a good general rule).
The best way to learn to appreciate wine is to try many different kinds. At worst, it's an excuse to get drunk, but it's also the way to learn what you like. Pay attention to the grapes, which is easy with California wine but less so with French wine. When you know what grapes you like and do some research, you can judge which wines you'll like when you're shopping. I know that I prefer Cinsault, Mourvedre, Pinot Noir, Grenache, and Syrah (among some others) so I know which wines to look for in the stores.
As for the difference between white and red wine, I usually explain it this way. White wines range from not so good to very good, sort of middle of the road. They aren't truly horrible (cold temperatures keep the really bad tastes at bay), but they don't typically become fantastic and very complex. Red wine, on the other hand, ranges from completely horrible to absolutely astounding -- the entire spectrum. You have to be better educated to pick better red wine whereas with white wine (and rose) you can shoot in the dark and usually be just fine.
For those fans of boxed wine, here is my suggestion for an appropriate slogan: "From our bladder to yours!" in reference to the plastic "bladder" inside. BTW, that's copyright.
