Originally posted by: ultimatebob
Ok, I decided that Pontifex should work at a gun store. It covers a lot of his interests:
Guns - Well, DUH!
Books - Hey, they got books on guns!
Music - Umm... Never mind. NEXT!
Photography - You can take pictures of the guns for their ads!
Movies - If someone asks for the gun that Danny Glover had in Lethal Weapon 3, you got it covered

Video Games - If someone asks for to see all of the pistols from CounterStrike, you got that covered too!

Computers - Every gun store needs a technical guy to track the inventory and update the web site.
Astronomy - Hey. No job is perfect. If aliens ever invade, though... you're in the right place to defend yourself
Best of all, you can do it part time on weekends while you work your real job. Besides, if I remember right you live in Pennsylvania, and you can't turn around without running into a gun store around there. And don't tell me that you can't make money selling guns... the good ones are freakin' expensive!