Afraid to confront an intruder in your house? Hide in your bed!!

[Shockwave]

For the chickens

 

[ActuaryTm]

Two words: cough in.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: Shockwave
For the chickens

That's not for chickens, it's for idiots

 

[Amused]

OMFG that's pathetic. :roll:

 

[ShotgunSteven]

You too can hide in here, cook a meal due to the microwave and refrigerator options, and wait for the intruders to clean your house out while watching your favorite movie on the DVD player. Unfortunately for you, it wasn't a burglar that broke into your place. It was an arsonist. :evil:

 

[Coquito]

This system will provide a breathable atmosphere for up to 3 days.

 

[isekii]

what happens if you're inside it and the power goes out in your house ?

 

[bandana163]

Originally posted by: isekii
what happens if you're inside it and the power goes out in your house ?

You get to use the 5 point palm technique Pai Mei taught you.

 

[LordMorpheus]

Originally posted by: Vaerilis

Originally posted by: isekii
what happens if you're inside it and the power goes out in your house ?

You get to use the 5 point palm technique Pai Mei taught you.

no, no . . . Uma just punched her way through. The 5 point palm exploding heart techinique wouldn't do very much to a piece of wood.

 

[Nitemare]

Plywood is bulletproof?

 

[Shockwave]

Originally posted by: Vaerilis

Originally posted by: isekii
what happens if you're inside it and the power goes out in your house ?

You get to use the 5 point palm technique Pai Mei taught you.

No no, its the 5 Point Exploding Heart Rapid Attack Palm Of Fire Attack. (I thought the name they gave it in the movie was utterly ridiculous)

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Plywood is bulletproof?

Maybe they think California's gun laws actually work, so they figure the intruders could only be equipped with squirt guns.

 

[Squisher]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Plywood is bulletproof?

The queen size weighs 2000 lbs. There has to something besides plywood in there, doesn't there?

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: Squisher

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Plywood is bulletproof?

The queen size weighs 2000 lbs. There has to something besides plywood in there, doesn't there?

The unit is fitted with polycarbonate plastic plating (covering/shielding). Polycarbonate plastic has many desirable characteristics for this application. The 1.25? thick plating is constructed of laminated sheets and is capable of stopping a bullet from a hand gun up to a 357 magnum caliber. This material is impact resistance and will actually become harder in the strike area when struck by a hard object. This material has a tensile strength of 9,000 psi with a Specific Gravity of 1.2. The plates for the canopy and leg cover are fabricate as separate plates and then welded together to make one solid piece. The 1.25? plating weighs 8.1 lbs/ft 2 . The head cover plates total weight for a queen sized mattress is approximately 360lbs and the leg cover total weight is approximately 600lbs. Total weight of all the polycarbonate plastic plating to be used for a queen sized mattress is approximately 1658lbs.

I'll take my chances with 15 rounds of +P 9mm hollowpoint rather than sleep in a coffin for the rest of my life.

 

[silent tone]

Originally posted by: isekii
what happens if you're inside it and the power goes out in your house ?

That's what the battery backup is for.

At $160,000, doesn't this belong in Hot Deals?

 

[Eli]

:Q

That thing is a death trap.

If my girlfriend farted, it would be all over.

 

[The Green Bean]

Originally posted by: Eli
:Q

That thing is a death trap.

If my girlfriend farted, it would be all over.

Damn that would be sweet

 

[Rainsford]

Kind of a stupid product...but still...would your gun "Protect you from bio-chemical terrorist attacks."?

NOT saying you need that, btw

 

[Vegito]

that is soooo coool.. how did you ever find it ?

 

[BlueWeasel]

Sweet. I'll probably jump on this when they get a model that supports my Craftmatic adjustable bed.

 

[oboeguy]

This reminds me of Seinfeld, when George was working for the Yankees and had a little sleeping place like this under his desk.