Afghanistan Story of the week

Schadenfroh

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got this from one of my friends in the army, not sure where he got it

Sent: Tuesday, February 03, 2004 9:43 AM

So we are up in the mountains at about 0100 hrs looking for a bad

guy that we thought was in the area. Here are ten of us, pitch

black, crystal clear night, about 25 degrees. We know there are

bad>guys in the area, a few shots have been fired but no big deal. We

decide that we need air cover and the only thing in the area is a

solo B-1 bomber. He flies around at about 20,000 feet and tells us

there is nothing in the area. He then asks if we would like a low level

show of force.



Stupid question. Of course we tell him yes.



The controller who is attached to the team then is heard talking

to the pilot. Pilot asks if we want it subsonic or supersonic.

Very stupid question. Pilot advises he is twenty miles out and

stand by. The controller gets us all sitting down in a line and points

out the proper location. You have to picture this. Pitch black, ten

killers sitting down, dead quiet and overlooking this about 30 mile long

valley.



All of a sudden, way out (below our level) you see a set of four > > >

200' white flames coming at us. The controller says, "Ah-- guys-- > you

might want to plug your ears". Faster than you can think a> B-1, supersonic,

1000' over our heads, blasts the sound barrier and it feels like God just

hit you in the head with a hammer". He then stands it straight up with 4

white trails of flame coming out and disappears.



Cost of gas for that: Probably $50,000



Hearing damage: For certain



Bunch of ***heads thinking twice about shooting at us: Priceless
 

freegeeks

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I seriously doubt that they have B1's flying close air support for ground troops

that a job for an a-10, F-16 etc...
 

maddogchen

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Originally posted by: freegeeks
I seriously doubt that they have B1's flying close air support for ground troops

that a job for an a-10, F-16 etc...

a B-1 has more gas and can loiter around an area longer.
 

freegeeks

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Originally posted by: maddogchen
Originally posted by: freegeeks
I seriously doubt that they have B1's flying close air support for ground troops

that a job for an a-10, F-16 etc...

a B-1 has more gas and can loiter around an area longer.

that why you have tankers and mid air refueling

the B1 is a strategic bomber. It doesn't operate from forward air bases. It only operates from US air bases. So you are telling me that they are going to fly a (very expensive) B1 10.000 miles to give close air support to troops while they have different air bases close by with aircraft far more suited for the job. The B1 is a first strike capable bomber and is designed to go in fast and low to crap the hell of heavily defended strategic important targets. IMO they are not going to use it to wander around and if necessary drop a bomb on a Taliban and his mule

just my 0,2 eurocent

nice story but I call shenigans

 

Hammer

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Originally posted by: freegeeks
Originally posted by: maddogchen
Originally posted by: freegeeks
I seriously doubt that they have B1's flying close air support for ground troops

that a job for an a-10, F-16 etc...

a B-1 has more gas and can loiter around an area longer.

that why you have tankers and mid air refueling

the B1 is a strategic bomber. It doesn't operate from forward air bases. It only operates from US air bases. So you are telling me that they are going to fly a (very expensive) B1 10.000 miles to give close air support to troops while they have different air bases close by with aircraft far more suited for the job. The B1 is a first strike capable bomber and is designed to go in fast and low to crap the hell of heavily defended strategic important targets. IMO they are not going to use it to wander around and if necessary drop a bomb on a Taliban and his mule

just my 0,2 eurocent

nice story but I call shenigans


listen carefully.

wait for it...

STFU!

In operation Enduring Freedom, B-1Bs accounted for 5% of the strike sorties into Afghanistan yet dropped 40% of the total weapons. These aircraft dropped more than 70% of the precision-guided JDAM weapons. The combination of the B-1B and JDAM weapons was so reliable that they were called on to perform close air support for troops on the ground.

Boeing site
 

Amorphus

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Might've been a B-1 just in the area, coming back from something. Just a thought.
 

freegeeks

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Originally posted by: Hammer
Originally posted by: freegeeks
Originally posted by: maddogchen
Originally posted by: freegeeks
I seriously doubt that they have B1's flying close air support for ground troops

that a job for an a-10, F-16 etc...

a B-1 has more gas and can loiter around an area longer.

that why you have tankers and mid air refueling

the B1 is a strategic bomber. It doesn't operate from forward air bases. It only operates from US air bases. So you are telling me that they are going to fly a (very expensive) B1 10.000 miles to give close air support to troops while they have different air bases close by with aircraft far more suited for the job. The B1 is a first strike capable bomber and is designed to go in fast and low to crap the hell of heavily defended strategic important targets. IMO they are not going to use it to wander around and if necessary drop a bomb on a Taliban and his mule

just my 0,2 eurocent

nice story but I call shenigans


listen carefully.

wait for it...

STFU!

In operation Enduring Freedom, B-1Bs accounted for 5% of the strike sorties into Afghanistan yet dropped 40% of the total weapons. These aircraft dropped more than 70% of the precision-guided JDAM weapons. The combination of the B-1B and JDAM weapons was so reliable that they were called on to perform close air support for troops on the ground.

Boeing site

ooohhaaaa

e-thugs

you got to love them

i'm just stating my opinion (because there is no source) and I'm still standing by it, that's all buddy

chill dude

 

PowerMac4Ever

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Originally posted by: freegeeks
Originally posted by: Hammer
Originally posted by: freegeeks
Originally posted by: maddogchen
Originally posted by: freegeeks
I seriously doubt that they have B1's flying close air support for ground troops

that a job for an a-10, F-16 etc...

a B-1 has more gas and can loiter around an area longer.

that why you have tankers and mid air refueling

the B1 is a strategic bomber. It doesn't operate from forward air bases. It only operates from US air bases. So you are telling me that they are going to fly a (very expensive) B1 10.000 miles to give close air support to troops while they have different air bases close by with aircraft far more suited for the job. The B1 is a first strike capable bomber and is designed to go in fast and low to crap the hell of heavily defended strategic important targets. IMO they are not going to use it to wander around and if necessary drop a bomb on a Taliban and his mule

just my 0,2 eurocent

nice story but I call shenigans


listen carefully.

wait for it...

STFU!

In operation Enduring Freedom, B-1Bs accounted for 5% of the strike sorties into Afghanistan yet dropped 40% of the total weapons. These aircraft dropped more than 70% of the precision-guided JDAM weapons. The combination of the B-1B and JDAM weapons was so reliable that they were called on to perform close air support for troops on the ground.

Boeing site

ooohhaaaa

e-thugs

you got to love them

i'm just stating my opinion (because there is no source) and I'm still standing by it, that's all buddy

chill dude
Nice backtracking
rolleye.gif
 

AlienCraft

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Originally posted by: freegeeks
Originally posted by: maddogchen
Originally posted by: freegeeks
I seriously doubt that they have B1's flying close air support for ground troops

that a job for an a-10, F-16 etc...

a B-1 has more gas and can loiter around an area longer.

that why you have tankers and mid air refueling

the B1 is a strategic bomber. It doesn't operate from forward air bases. It only operates from US air bases. So you are telling me that they are going to fly a (very expensive) B1 10.000 miles to give close air support to troops while they have different air bases close by with aircraft far more suited for the job. The B1 is a first strike capable bomber and is designed to go in fast and low to crap the hell of heavily defended strategic important targets. IMO they are not going to use it to wander around and if necessary drop a bomb on a Taliban and his mule

just my 0,2 eurocent

nice story but I call shenigans
[/i] I call "shut yer trap" and re-read the OP. The OP says "The only thing in the area was a solo B-1." It is not uncommon for the aircraft in the area to be called on to exhibit the superior firepower the other side faces in their godless quest.
I was going to ask you what real life US Miltary experience you have to justify your opinion, but I see by your profile, you're probably just another Ungrateful European Armchair General reading Jane's Air.
We are the world's de facto "protector of fossil fuels" and we'll burn Av Fuel anytime we feel it prudent. As long as the rest of the world cowers in the face of The International Terrorist, you force the US into the position of "Policeman".
May I add, had we cornered OBL in the Bekkah Valley and then glassed it over with a tactical nuke, we wouldn't be having any of this discussion now, and the point of why one shouldn't attack the US as they did on Sept.11, 2001 would have been underscored in a manner even the most tribal of terrorist could understand. But that moment has been lost and we are now mired in the role of traditional combatants against unconventional forces.


 

Hammer

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Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
Originally posted by: freegeeks
Originally posted by: Hammer
Originally posted by: freegeeks
Originally posted by: maddogchen
Originally posted by: freegeeks
I seriously doubt that they have B1's flying close air support for ground troops

that a job for an a-10, F-16 etc...

a B-1 has more gas and can loiter around an area longer.

that why you have tankers and mid air refueling

the B1 is a strategic bomber. It doesn't operate from forward air bases. It only operates from US air bases. So you are telling me that they are going to fly a (very expensive) B1 10.000 miles to give close air support to troops while they have different air bases close by with aircraft far more suited for the job. The B1 is a first strike capable bomber and is designed to go in fast and low to crap the hell of heavily defended strategic important targets. IMO they are not going to use it to wander around and if necessary drop a bomb on a Taliban and his mule

just my 0,2 eurocent

nice story but I call shenigans


listen carefully.

wait for it...

STFU!

In operation Enduring Freedom, B-1Bs accounted for 5% of the strike sorties into Afghanistan yet dropped 40% of the total weapons. These aircraft dropped more than 70% of the precision-guided JDAM weapons. The combination of the B-1B and JDAM weapons was so reliable that they were called on to perform close air support for troops on the ground.

Boeing site

ooohhaaaa

e-thugs

you got to love them

i'm just stating my opinion (because there is no source) and I'm still standing by it, that's all buddy

chill dude
Nice backtracking
rolleye.gif


i know. what an idiot. he's proven wrong, and maintains he's still right.
rolleye.gif
 

freegeeks

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Originally posted by: AlienCraft
Originally posted by: freegeeks
Originally posted by: maddogchen
Originally posted by: freegeeks
I seriously doubt that they have B1's flying close air support for ground troops

that a job for an a-10, F-16 etc...

a B-1 has more gas and can loiter around an area longer.

that why you have tankers and mid air refueling

the B1 is a strategic bomber. It doesn't operate from forward air bases. It only operates from US air bases. So you are telling me that they are going to fly a (very expensive) B1 10.000 miles to give close air support to troops while they have different air bases close by with aircraft far more suited for the job. The B1 is a first strike capable bomber and is designed to go in fast and low to crap the hell of heavily defended strategic important targets. IMO they are not going to use it to wander around and if necessary drop a bomb on a Taliban and his mule

just my 0,2 eurocent

nice story but I call shenigans
[/i] I call "shut yer trap" and re-read the OP. The OP says "The only thing in the area was a solo B-1." It is not uncommon for the aircraft in the area to be called on to exhibit the superior firepower the other side faces in their godless quest.
I was going to ask you what real life US Miltary experience you have to justify your opinion, but I see by your profile, you're probably just another Ungrateful European Armchair General reading Jane's Air.
We are the world's de facto "protector of fossil fuels" and we'll burn Av Fuel anytime we feel it prudent. As long as the rest of the world cowers in the face of The International Terrorist, you force the US into the position of "Policeman".
May I add, had we cornered OBL in the Bekkah Valley and then glassed it over with a tactical nuke, we wouldn't be having any of this discussion now, and the point of why one shouldn't attack the US as they did on Sept.11, 2001 would have been underscored in a manner even the most tribal of terrorist could understand. But that moment has been lost and we are now mired in the role of traditional combatants against unconventional forces.


what kind of anal probe is stuck in your ass :confused:

I said nothing about Afghanistan, politics or whatever dude

you really sound like Rambo with your "I'm a tough guy" nuking comments



 

freegeeks

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Originally posted by: Hammer
Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
Originally posted by: freegeeks
Originally posted by: Hammer
Originally posted by: freegeeks
Originally posted by: maddogchen
Originally posted by: freegeeks
I seriously doubt that they have B1's flying close air support for ground troops

that a job for an a-10, F-16 etc...

a B-1 has more gas and can loiter around an area longer.

that why you have tankers and mid air refueling

the B1 is a strategic bomber. It doesn't operate from forward air bases. It only operates from US air bases. So you are telling me that they are going to fly a (very expensive) B1 10.000 miles to give close air support to troops while they have different air bases close by with aircraft far more suited for the job. The B1 is a first strike capable bomber and is designed to go in fast and low to crap the hell of heavily defended strategic important targets. IMO they are not going to use it to wander around and if necessary drop a bomb on a Taliban and his mule

just my 0,2 eurocent

nice story but I call shenigans


listen carefully.

wait for it...

STFU!

In operation Enduring Freedom, B-1Bs accounted for 5% of the strike sorties into Afghanistan yet dropped 40% of the total weapons. These aircraft dropped more than 70% of the precision-guided JDAM weapons. The combination of the B-1B and JDAM weapons was so reliable that they were called on to perform close air support for troops on the ground.

Boeing site

ooohhaaaa

e-thugs

you got to love them

i'm just stating my opinion (because there is no source) and I'm still standing by it, that's all buddy

chill dude
Nice backtracking
rolleye.gif


i know. what an idiot. he's proven wrong, and maintains he's still right.
rolleye.gif

it's an opinion, what proof do you have to say that the story is correct. Did you fly the B-1, do you have some other info, links whatever, if you have please post them, I have no problem admitting that I'm wrong when proven wrong

Thx

 

Martin

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AlienCraft, asshat extraordinaire. :disgust:

freegeeks, I often wonder how you put up with all the sh!t people around here throw at you.
 

Hammer

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freegeeks said:
the B1 is a strategic bomber. It doesn't operate from forward air bases. It only operates from US air bases. So you are telling me that they are going to fly a (very expensive) B1 10.000 miles to give close air support to troops while they have different air bases close by with aircraft far more suited for the job. The B1 is a first strike capable bomber and is designed to go in fast and low to crap the hell of heavily defended strategic important targets. IMO they are not going to use it to wander around and if necessary drop a bomb on a Taliban and his mule

Boeing says:
In operation Enduring Freedom, B-1Bs accounted for 5% of the strike sorties into Afghanistan yet dropped 40% of the total weapons. These aircraft dropped more than 70% of the precision-guided JDAM weapons. The combination of the B-1B and JDAM weapons was so reliable that they were called on to perform close air support for troops on the ground.

Conclusion:
You have no idea what you're taking about, and are talking out of your ass.

Simple enough for you?
 

AlienCraft

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Originally posted by: freegeeks


what kind of anal probe is stuck in your ass :confused:

I said nothing about Afghanistan, politics or whatever dude

you really sound like Rambo with your "I'm a tough guy" nuking comments
Hey, not only is what I said an opinion but it's a facial treatment. Just rub some on your face and see how nice and shiny you become.
Like I give a crap what you think, dood.
The only anal probe around here is this thread.
If I want any further comments from Euro Trash, I'll fart.
 

Armitage

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Originally posted by: freegeeks
Originally posted by: Hammer
Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
Originally posted by: freegeeks
Originally posted by: Hammer
Originally posted by: freegeeks
Originally posted by: maddogchen
Originally posted by: freegeeks
I seriously doubt that they have B1's flying close air support for ground troops

that a job for an a-10, F-16 etc...

a B-1 has more gas and can loiter around an area longer.

that why you have tankers and mid air refueling

the B1 is a strategic bomber. It doesn't operate from forward air bases. It only operates from US air bases. So you are telling me that they are going to fly a (very expensive) B1 10.000 miles to give close air support to troops while they have different air bases close by with aircraft far more suited for the job. The B1 is a first strike capable bomber and is designed to go in fast and low to crap the hell of heavily defended strategic important targets. IMO they are not going to use it to wander around and if necessary drop a bomb on a Taliban and his mule

just my 0,2 eurocent

nice story but I call shenigans


listen carefully.

wait for it...

STFU!

In operation Enduring Freedom, B-1Bs accounted for 5% of the strike sorties into Afghanistan yet dropped 40% of the total weapons. These aircraft dropped more than 70% of the precision-guided JDAM weapons. The combination of the B-1B and JDAM weapons was so reliable that they were called on to perform close air support for troops on the ground.

Boeing site

ooohhaaaa

e-thugs

you got to love them

i'm just stating my opinion (because there is no source) and I'm still standing by it, that's all buddy

chill dude
Nice backtracking
rolleye.gif


i know. what an idiot. he's proven wrong, and maintains he's still right.
rolleye.gif

it's an opinion, what proof do you have to say that the story is correct. Did you fly the B-1, do you have some other info, links whatever, if you have please post them, I have no problem admitting that I'm wrong when proven wrong

Thx

I could tell you but then I'd ...
Ah forget it, you'd never believe me even if I could tell you.
Whether this particular incident actually happened as described I can't say ... but in general, you're wrong.
 

AlienCraft

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Originally posted by: MartyTheManiak
AlienCraft, asshat extraordinaire. :disgust:

freegeeks, I often wonder how you put up with all the sh!t people around here throw at you.
Thanks Marty. Just knowing I'm on your "list" is an honor beyond words. Just think, Knowing that expressing my opinion here is enough for you to join in the name calling and feces flinging. It really warms my heart being disassociated with you in any way shape or form. Please feel free to ignore anything I write at anytime. I will continue to disregard you and your opinion until you show an iota of common sense, higher education or a real life sense of Global Politics.
In other words, blow it out your a$$, blowhard.
OH you're Canadian, THAT explains it........ :D
 

Red Dawn

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Originally posted by: AlienCraft
Originally posted by: MartyTheManiak
AlienCraft, asshat extraordinaire. :disgust:

freegeeks, I often wonder how you put up with all the sh!t people around here throw at you.
Thanks Marty. Just knowing I'm on your "list" is an honor beyond words. Just think, Knowing that expressing my opinion here is enough for you to join in the name calling and feces flinging. It really warms my heart being disassociated with you in any way shape or form. Please feel free to ignore anything I write at anytime. I will continue to disregard you and your opinion until you show an iota of common sense, higher education or a real life sense of Global Politics.
In other words, blow it out your a$$, blowhard.
You pussy, he threw down the gauntlet and that's the best you can do?

Hehehe j/k;)

 

AlienCraft

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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: AlienCraft
Originally posted by: MartyTheManiak
AlienCraft, asshat extraordinaire. :disgust:

freegeeks, I often wonder how you put up with all the sh!t people around here throw at you.
Thanks Marty. Just knowing I'm on your "list" is an honor beyond words. Just think, Knowing that expressing my opinion here is enough for you to join in the name calling and feces flinging. It really warms my heart being disassociated with you in any way shape or form. Please feel free to ignore anything I write at anytime. I will continue to disregard you and your opinion until you show an iota of common sense, higher education or a real life sense of Global Politics.
In other words, blow it out your a$$, blowhard.
You pussy, he threw down the gauntlet and that's the best you can do?

Hehehe j/k;)

:beer: :D:beer:
 

RU482

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kick ass story

I can't imagine some of the cool shit_like this that the soldiers get to see/do.