Advice needed on tenant end of lease

[Blieb]

I always get the carpets cleaned last. It just makes sense.

I am amused that you wrote " competent and professional carpet cleaning service " ... do you realize how completely un-enforceable that is? How are you going to determine competency? A psychiatric evaluation? A carpet quiz?!

A prof cleaning still lifts more dander than a vacuum cleaner. The only relevant here is what my tenant and I agreed to in our pet agreement.

No, this thread is now about what a douchebag landlord and braggart you are.

yeah maybe you should have read more than 87% of the thread bc what I bolded is what happened. And it took less than a month, I was estimating since it was long ago. I estimated two weeks from start to finish, hardly an inappropriate landlord response to a non-emergency

I wrote what I wrote because I did read your post. Herp derp. Nice rebuttal. You should like one of those kids who gets busted on a forum in some kind of lie. Your backstroke needs work.

I'm not above driving 200+ miles to fix a problem on a unit that is in a prime location with great potential.

Oh, cool, I'm glad you care about the unit, you know the tenants don't, right? I'm still not sure how driving 200 miles means anything if there's an emergency. Oh that's right, your family lives nearby and can go take pictures and send them to you on snapchat. Cool.

 

[Tobolo]

Wow. I just wasted 20 min of my life reading this thread just to find out what a dbag OP is. I guess my landlords haven't been so bad after all.

 

[NetWareHead]

Oh, cool, I'm glad you care about the unit, you know the tenants don't, right? I'm still not sure how driving 200 miles means anything if there's an emergency. Oh that's right, your family lives nearby and can go take pictures and send them to you on snapchat. Cool.

:hmm: Exactly, my family is going to stand around sitting on their hands and watching while my apartment floods/burns/etc... That's what I asked them to do in case of an emergency