Advice for PMS

[Goosemaster]

I've never been able to pull this of...today was no exception.

When a girl is having what seems to be PMS (or perhaps she's just fvking psycho), is working with a group, making life hell for everyone, and won't leave.

I tried being nice and polite, serous and even mean, speaking, yelling, cursing...everything short of slapping* her, but nothing worked.

Today was awful:|

What is a man to do?

*fvk did I want to slap her:|

 

[George P Burdell]

Grow up.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: George P Burdell
Grow up.

I tried my best man. we had stuff to finish, and no one deserves to get treated like that.

 

[Chronoshock]

Spend a few bucks on a big fudge brownie or bar of chocolate, give it to her and tell her not to come back until she's eaten it all.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Chronoshock
Spend a few bucks on a big fudge brownie or bar of chocolate, give it to her and tell her not to come back until she's eaten it all.

I tired so much stuff..told her to calm down told her to go home and calm down, that we didn't need her help if she was going to treat us like that...

the truth is she helped out a lot, but tore into everybody....guess it's one of the prices you have to pay sometimes.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: Chronoshock
Spend a few bucks on a big fudge brownie or bar of chocolate, give it to her and tell her not to come back until she's eaten it all.

Yet somehow she would turn that into HIS fault for implying that she was PMSing

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: Chronoshock
Spend a few bucks on a big fudge brownie or bar of chocolate, give it to her and tell her not to come back until she's eaten it all.

Yet somehow she would turn that into HIS fault for implying that she was PMSing

It was my fault.

er...wait...no it wasn't:|

I don't know anymore:|

 

[Goosemaster]

and to think I had a thing for her....fvk man.....nooooo FVKING WAY...I don't care HOW good she looks....that sh!t is dangerous...

 

[MyThirdEye]

Physical beauty is overrated in some cases.

 

[waggy]

knock her up. that will stop the PMS for a while.

 

[bonkers325]

Originally posted by: waggy
knock her up. that will stop the PMS for a while.

you can knock her out too. but that will only stop the PMS for a few hours.

 

[boomerang]

And some people want a woman for President. Hmmmmm.

 

[oiprocs]

Originally posted by: boomerang
And some people want a woman for President. Hmmmmm.

Don't remind us about that.

Why don't you fire her Goose? Unless you're not the boss, which in that case, I say next time, tell her there's a bitch in the room but it ain't a female dog.

 

[EagleKeeper]

Originally posted by: Oiprocs

Originally posted by: boomerang
And some people want a woman for President. Hmmmmm.

Don't remind us about that.

Why don't you fire her Goose? Unless you're not the boss, which in that case, I say next time, tell her there's a bitch in the room but it ain't a female dog.

And the next post the Goose makes will be from the unemployment line

 

[Rage187]

and thats why Indians made them go to separate tents when they were on their periods.

Even the peaceful Indians don't tolerate that shit.

 

[soydios]

Originally posted by: boomerang
And some people want a woman for President. Hmmmmm.

oh dear lord, I hadn't even thought about that!
we'll have to restrict it to the post-menopausal ones

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: boomerang
And some people want a woman for President. Hmmmmm.

I'm not convinced that she's fully human, let alone female.

 

[TehMac]

Originally posted by: George P Burdell
Grow up.

"How to deal with PMS on the intaweb"

 

[desiplaya4life]

Originally posted by: Chronoshock
Spend a few bucks on a big fudge brownie or bar of chocolate, give it to her and tell her not to come back until she's eaten it all.

lol

 

[Tiamat]

Originally posted by: boomerang
And some people want a woman for President. Hmmmmm.

Isn't she past menopause?