Advance notice to all women!!!

[pyonir]

LMAO @ klee...great serenade!

 

[dakata24]

<< Hmmm...maybe I should have checked out Storm before I married Skoorb! >>




:Q

 

[777joee]

That is some of the funniest stuff i have read in a looooooooooong time!

Thank you!

 

[pdo]

This thread got me LMFAO especially Kassy.

 

[VTBigBear]

bwahahahaha

 

[guyver01]

<< StormRider, this is my serenade to you (credits to DM)

I Want You Now >>



NO!!! How could you ruin such a good song!! every time i hear that song now, i'll think of Storm!! :|

 

[fatalbert]

sure you will

 

[kulki]

ROTFL
This thread is soo funny.

 

[Egrimm]

<<

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Just because it's been done before doesn't mean that it isn't right so:

 

[amnesiac]

Hey, I have faith in StormRider. Back in high school I was a bit overweight, dorky, pimply, had no social skills, etc.
Now I have to beat girls off with a stick.

 

[azazyel]

I have a feeling that he is creating a virus that will wipe out the male population on Earth. He of course will have the only vacine thus making him the most desirable man (and only man) on the planet. Well, I got some bad news for you bud, I'm on to you!

 

[InfectedMushroom]

<< You bought one of those penis-enlargement-devices huh? >>

 

[Jfur]

I'm sure there are many women waiting to "deflower" a man approaching 40. Why not offer yourself to the highest bidder on eBay? Were I not married, I would fight over you like the rest of the AT ladies...

 

[Orsorum]

<< Hey, I have faith in StormRider. Back in high school I was a bit overweight, dorky, pimply, had no social skills, etc.
Now I have to beat girls off with a stick. >>



Damn straight! College does wonderful things for a man.

Not quite to the point where I'm beating them off with a stick, but I'm getting there...

 

[obiwaynekenobi]

<< Hey, I have faith in StormRider. Back in high school I was a bit overweight, dorky, pimply, had no social skills, etc.
Now I have to beat girls off with a stick. >>



What?? Girls Beat you with a stick?

 

[Geekbabe]

I'll be sure to alert the media

 

[hans007]

my female friends say i'll be really desirable in like 10 years. i'm 21 now. but they go ... well you are a CS major, so you'll presumably make a lot of money and you are a nice guy.


see now being a nice guy sucks.. and being a cs major sucks even more since it sucks all your time away , and you are a "geek".


10 years... thats like an eternity

 

[Zeeliv]

My wang has serious growth potential!

 

[mztykal]

This was by far the funniest nef I've ever seen.

 

[AndyHui]

Well, you can't fault his optimism.

 

[amnesiac]

Wow, the first OT post I've seen by an AT henchman..



<< Not quite to the point where I'm beating them off with a stick, but I'm getting there... >>



Try to stop before you do. Things get confusing and you develop stalkers who call you every single day. That gets annoying.

 

[etech]

Kassy


<< StormRider - In approx 2-5 Years my boobs will hit the floor, my face will be sagging in an attempt to catch up to my boobs and I will have more wrinkles than you will be able to count...
My butt will resemble cottage cheese and my legs will shake with cellulite when I breathe....
BUT my inner beauty will shine through...

So what are you doing in 5 years ?? Wanna date ? >>



Aww, if only I weren't married!

 

[TuffGirl]

<< My wang has serious growth potential! >>

lol Zeeliv, thanks for the funny!


<< Kassy

Aww, if only I weren't married! >>

etech, I believe she's married too. You guys are perfect for each other.