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Adult Preschool

Newell Steamer

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http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/grownups-pay-big-bucks-attend-nyc-adult-preschool/story?id=29701836

The Brooklyn-based Preschool Mastermind, as it's called, is a preschool-type experience for adults. No, really. And according to its founder, there's show-and-tell, arts-and-crafts such as finger paint, games (think musical chairs) and even naps.

"I realized all the implications of what we learn in preschool," said founder Michelle Joni, who said she went to school for childhood education and always wanted to be a preschool teacher. "People come here and get in touch with their inner child. It's magical."

I would not say magical, per say.

The class runs through March and meets weekly. Joni was getting ready for tonight's class when we spoke. She facilitates the class with two assistants. There are six students in the class, each hoping to get something different out of the experience.

Wait, if they need two assistance, does this mean that these adult actually regress to children? As in, they are not capable of getting their own crayons?

And, how why does a grown woman need help, from two people, to hand out crayons and Play Doh,.. to other grown adults??

Oh yeah, it's in NYC.

It's times like this I wish my city would go back to the crime ridden hell hole it was known for in the 70s/80s.
 
you would be surprised at what you could pay for in NYC.


I want to start a zombie martial arts class in nyc or colorado or cali.

New martial art designed to fight ZOMBIES!


you know you want to go
 
Fuck this. Fuck hipsters. Fuck anyone that things this even might be a good idea. This is the dumbest shit ever.
 
I just imagined what it would be like. Learned a lot actually. The main thing being that I don't have time for any of that shit. If you have time for that you probably need to get a job or something.
 
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I could take the P and N crowd with me. I could bring all my star wars guys to show and tell. 🙂 Not Boba Fett though. He stays home. :colbert:
 
I could take the P and N crowd with me. I could bring all my star wars guys to show and tell. 🙂 Not Boba Fett though. He stays home. :colbert:

woah woah lets not conflate Star Wars with adult pre school. I don't need to go to adult pre-school to appreciate a Star Wars show and tell.
 
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