Adult "for couples only" Board Game

Spooner

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I'm looking for an adult "couples" type board game to have fun one night with my gf. All the ones I've looked at in my local adult store are extremely lame and don't seem fun/titillating at all. Anyone have any good suggestions/links?
 

KK

Lifer
Jan 2, 2001
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Why not just swing? It'd be more fun than any board game.
 

GagHalfrunt

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Apr 19, 2001
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If you can't get your GF into bed without a game you have no skills.

If you can't figure out what to do in bed without a game you have no skills.

In other words, you have no skills.
 

Jeff7

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Jan 4, 2001
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OP's username: "Spooner."
Is that what your girlfriend calls you in bed?




Another game: a variant of Pin the Tail on the Donkey.

Have your girlfriend stand by the wall, bent over, and go "pin" your "tail" on her, um, ass.




Ahh, nothing kills a romantic mood like a mildly erotic pun.
 

zinfamous

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Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
If you can't get your GF into bed without a game you have no skills.

If you can't figure out what to do in bed without a game you have no skills.

In other words, you have no skills.

er, I don't think that's the point. I think they're just looking for some variety.

Well, that's how I read it.
 

GagHalfrunt

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Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
If you can't get your GF into bed without a game you have no skills.

If you can't figure out what to do in bed without a game you have no skills.

In other words, you have no skills.

er, I don't think that's the point. I think they're just looking for some variety.

Well, that's how I read it.

If you need a game to provide your variety you have no skills.
 

fossilburner

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Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
If you can't get your GF into bed without a game you have no skills.

If you can't figure out what to do in bed without a game you have no skills.

In other words, you have no skills.

:eek:
 

Spooner

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not overly surprised with the replies, however i would have at least expected one or two real replies

we've been together for over a year and have sex 3-5 times a week on a regular basis. don't worry about my "skills"

i'm simply looking to have a romantic night that involves something else. bring on the adolescent replies
 

KK

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Jan 2, 2001
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Originally posted by: Spooner
not overly surprised with the replies, however i would have at least expected one or two real replies

we've been together for over a year and have sex 3-5 times a week on a regular basis. don't worry about my "skills"

i'm simply looking to have a romantic night that involves something else. bring on the adolescent replies

what else would you expect here? Anyways you may get more serious replies in that other forum.
 

buck

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Dec 11, 2000
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Originally posted by: KK
Originally posted by: Spooner
not overly surprised with the replies, however i would have at least expected one or two real replies

we've been together for over a year and have sex 3-5 times a week on a regular basis. don't worry about my "skills"

i'm simply looking to have a romantic night that involves something else. bring on the adolescent replies

what else would you expect here? Anyways you may get more serious replies in that other forum.

You mean one titled love and relationships?

There is a real reply for ya.
 

UsandThem

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May 4, 2000
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Those board games are all pretty lame.

I have been married for over eight years, and when I want to spice it up, just go out and get her some nice lingerie or outfit, or get her a toy and enjoy the show.

A good movie never hurts either.

For some reason though when I rented Ass Avengers 95 she just wasn't much in to it;)
 

EQTitan

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Lover's Extacy* I think it's out of "print" so you may need to special order it or look on Ebay adult sections.
 

moshquerade

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Nov 1, 2001
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Originally posted by: Spooner
I'm looking for an adult "couples" type board game to have fun one night with my gf. All the ones I've looked at in my local adult store are extremely lame and don't seem fun/titillating at all. Anyone have any good suggestions/links?

naughty words scrabble. yep, get your regular scrabble game, but the words have to be naughty ones only.