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Adopt me out of America!

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Boot Weasel

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Seeing as how America's due for another 4 years led by everyone's go-to-guy for parodying, I've decided to emigrate. Since I'm a poor college student, I was hoping all the friendly folks here on ATOT will adopt me. If you don't want to go through the hassle of filling out adoption papers, getting me a passport, etc., feel free to stuff as much money as you can in a glass bottle and chuck it in the ocean towards America. This will help me collect enough money to move by myself. Don't worry, I'll find it.

P.S. Any country will do, preferably somewhere in the United Kingdom since all I speak is English. "Tally-ho old chap!" (see?)
P.S.S. I'm quite a tolerable lad. If you adopt me, all you need to do is give me a bag of pretzels, or even a ball of yarn and I'll stay out of your way.
 
I'm guessing that no decisions the president will make in the next four years will even directly affect you.

Not to mention the "OMG BUSH IS IN OFFICE I WANT TO MOVE OUT OF AMERICA" is UNoriginal, and OVERplayed.

You're a disgrace to the Cheetah avatar.
 
I adopt you. I from Kilinisdard. We herd and mate with goat. We english good. You join, yes? I accept pretzel and yarn for you be my son.
 
Originally posted by: CanOWorms
I adopt you. I from Kilinisdard. We herd and mate with goat. We english good. You join, yes?
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I shouldn't laugh...but it's been a long night 😀
 
Was I pissed off? no, I just wanted you to know where to post your infinite knowledge.

Before moving out of america, you should visit GETACLUE, it is a small town on the border of the state of stupidity
 
Originally posted by: jagec
I'm guessing that no decisions the president will make in the next four years will even directly affect you.

Not to mention the "OMG BUSH IS IN OFFICE I WANT TO MOVE OUT OF AMERICA" is UNoriginal, and OVERplayed.

You're a disgrace to the Cheetah avatar.
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Hmm, guess you're a stranger to sarcasm.
 
Originally posted by: Boot Weasel
Originally posted by: jagec
I'm guessing that no decisions the president will make in the next four years will even directly affect you.

Not to mention the "OMG BUSH IS IN OFFICE I WANT TO MOVE OUT OF AMERICA" is UNoriginal, and OVERplayed.

You're a disgrace to the Cheetah avatar.
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Hmm, guess you're a stranger to sarcasm.
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no, I just had some good flames in my system I needed to work out.
 
Originally posted by: Wanescotting
Was I pissed off? no, I just wanted you to know where to post your infinite knowledge.

Before moving out of america, you should visit GETACLUE, it is a small town on the border of the state of stupidity
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Infinite knowledge? Did I post anything with even a pretense of being knowledgeable? If so, please point it out. No, really. I'll wait.
 
Originally posted by: jagec
I'm guessing that no decisions the president will make in the next four years will even directly affect you.

Not to mention the "OMG BUSH IS IN OFFICE I WANT TO MOVE OUT OF AMERICA" is UNoriginal, and OVERplayed.

You're a disgrace to the Cheetah avatar.
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Owned!
 
Originally posted by: jtusa4
Originally posted by: jagec
I'm guessing that no decisions the president will make in the next four years will even directly affect you.

Not to mention the "OMG BUSH IS IN OFFICE I WANT TO MOVE OUT OF AMERICA" is UNoriginal, and OVERplayed.

You're a disgrace to the Cheetah avatar.
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Owned!
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I find it sad that all of you people that spend all of your time on these forums don't even know a light-hearted joke when they see one. Don't think it's funny?: call it stupid. Don't be a jerk.
 
Originally posted by: Boot Weasel
Originally posted by: jtusa4
Originally posted by: jagec
I'm guessing that no decisions the president will make in the next four years will even directly affect you.

Not to mention the "OMG BUSH IS IN OFFICE I WANT TO MOVE OUT OF AMERICA" is UNoriginal, and OVERplayed.

You're a disgrace to the Cheetah avatar.
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Owned!
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I find it sad that all of you people that spend all of your time on these forums don't even know a light-hearted joke when they see one. Don't think it's funny?: call it stupid. Don't be a jerk.
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We said it before and we'll say it again. DIAF.
 
THAT joke is NOT funny in ATOT, MAYBE it would be in P&N. Also, a PARODY thread may not, I repeat may not, contain the word PARODY.



PWN3D AGAIN.


I think I should tell you that you suck at the internet now, as it is obligitory at this point
 
Originally posted by: Boot Weasel
Originally posted by: jtusa4
Originally posted by: jagec
I'm guessing that no decisions the president will make in the next four years will even directly affect you.

Not to mention the "OMG BUSH IS IN OFFICE I WANT TO MOVE OUT OF AMERICA" is UNoriginal, and OVERplayed.

You're a disgrace to the Cheetah avatar.
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Owned!
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I find it sad that all of you people that spend all of your time on these forums don't even know a light-hearted joke when they see one. Don't think it's funny?: call it stupid. Don't be a jerk.
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Believe it or not there are quite a few people who think like your original post so why would it be taken at anythimg more/ less than face value? Just because your post is stupid doesn't mean it is a joke or even a parody since there are no other threads currently with that content.
 
Originally posted by: Wanescotting
THAT joke is NOT funny in ATOT, MAYBE it would be in P&N. Also, a PARODY thread may not, I repeat may not, contain the word PARODY.



PWN3D AGAIN.


I think I should tell you that you suck at the internet now, as it is obligitory at this point
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Hmm, 15 years old? Haven't heard anyone older than that say PWN3D so many times, even on IRC.

EDIT: And learn proper grammar before insulting someone, it should be "obligitory" [sic] to do so.
 
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