Addressing someone named "Titus"...

[Syringer]

could lead to a major fail, if you happen to forget one of the letters in his name.

 

[Ramma2]

 

[Nik]

comedy gold

 

[Demon-Xanth]

"Hey there, sugar tits! Errr... I mean Titus."

 

[polarmystery]

I actually have a friend named Titus. We call him Tito. So in the same way, if we forgot to say the o...

 

[OCGuy]

Same thing with my friend Cuynt.

 

[Ika]

Same thing with my friend Cuynt.

I have a friend name Penois. He's french.

 

[Gillbot]

There once was a man from nantucket?......

 

[SunnyD]

.... Mulva?

 

[Nik]

I have a friend name Penois. He's french.

There's a dude who's given birth name is Gayland Pounder.

 

[Ika]

There's a dude who's given birth name is Gayland Pounder.

Actually there's a plaque here at work (I work at a uni) saying it's the gift of "Hyman R. Weiner, Class of '46". No idea if the guy is real or not, though.

 

[HumblePie]

Or you make an a sound instead of a u sound.

 

[shortylickens]

.... Mulva?

NO!
Delores.

 

[Bryophyte]

I've met a guy named Dick Titus. His name sounds like a disease, which is strangely appropriate since the guy is a real tool.

 

[Ken g6]

Don't forget about the disgraced South Korean scientist, Woo Suk Hwang.