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http://kotaku.com/meet-japans-king-of-farts-1574982559
When asked what his profession was, Matsushita replied, "I am a Fart Sound Creator."
As a boy, Matsushita discovered he had the ability to make himself cut the cheese—regardless of what he ate. Instead, he's able to, well, inhale air through his bum and then push it out. According to Matsushita, this is, and I quote, "anus breathing."
Everyday, the young Matsushita began practicing his farts at home, breaking wind at will. He even thought that his toots would help him swim faster by propelling him forward. Sadly, they did not.
These days, he now sells his farts, which are used in video games, smartphone apps, and even fart music. Ah, the smell of success!

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