actually funny

[dolph]

this is a REAL court opinion

if you take the time to read it, you'll enjoy it. it's not that long, and it gets funny fast.

 

[biffbacon]

someone want to give me a cliffnotes version of it?

 

[Spyro]

my eyes hurt

 

[thirtythree]

Originally posted by: biffbacon
someone want to give me a cliffnotes version of it?

Just what I was thinking.

 

[gopunk]

Originally posted by: Spyro
my eyes hurt

it's normal english.... not legalese speak or anything

 

[dolph]

Originally posted by: gopunk

Originally posted by: Spyro
my eyes hurt

it's normal english.... not legalese speak or anything

THANK YOU, at least one person has an attention span greater than a labrador retriever.

as for the rest of you... either read it and laugh or just don't comment on it. you're not doing yourselves any favors by admitting you can't understand it.

 

[thirtythree]

Originally posted by: dolph

Originally posted by: gopunk

Originally posted by: Spyro
my eyes hurt

it's normal english.... not legalese speak or anything

THANK YOU, at least one person has an attention span greater than a labrador retriever.

as for the rest of you... either read it and laugh or just don't comment on it. you're not doing yourselves any favors by admitting you can't understand it.

Mmm .. I was just saying I don't feel like reading it. Whatever. Yes I do have a short attention span.

 

[Spyro]

Originally posted by: dolph

Originally posted by: gopunk

Originally posted by: Spyro
my eyes hurt

it's normal english.... not legalese speak or anything

THANK YOU, at least one person has an attention span greater than a labrador retriever.

as for the rest of you... either read it and laugh or just don't comment on it. you're not doing yourselves any favors by admitting you can't understand it.

I didn't think it was that funny.

 

[Spyro]

Originally posted by: Deslocke

Originally posted by: dolph

Originally posted by: gopunk

Originally posted by: Spyro
my eyes hurt

it's normal english.... not legalese speak or anything

THANK YOU, at least one person has an attention span greater than a labrador retriever.

as for the rest of you... either read it and laugh or just don't comment on it. you're not doing yourselves any favors by admitting you can't understand it.

Mmm .. I was just saying I don't feel like reading it. Whatever. Yes I do have a short attention span.

Obviously not shorter than dolph's temper.

 

[biffbacon]

Originally posted by: dolph

Originally posted by: gopunk

Originally posted by: Spyro
my eyes hurt

it's normal english.... not legalese speak or anything

THANK YOU, at least one person has an attention span greater than a labrador retriever.

as for the rest of you... either read it and laugh or just don't comment on it. you're not doing yourselves any favors by admitting you can't understand it.

Im sure I could understand it if I read it, but I really just dont feel like reading all of that. I have better things to do. well then again, maybe i dont since im sitting here posting all night....

 

[dighn]

I didn't find it very funny. Sounds like to me the whole thing revolves around Garst's inability to make comprehensible and valid claims. The "military secrets" bit was slightly amusing.

might be funnier if I was in a "funny mood". nice try though

 

[biffbacon]

Originally posted by: dighn
I didn't find it very funny. Sounds like to me the whole thing revolves around Garst's inability to make comprehensible and valid claims

AHA, see its not funny. im glad i didnt read it now

 

[BMdoobieW]

Yeah, just read it. I did. It took a while but I finally saw the humor. Basically the guy bringing the complaint and/or his lawyers are messed up mofos.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: dolph

Originally posted by: gopunk

Originally posted by: Spyro
my eyes hurt

it's normal english.... not legalese speak or anything

THANK YOU, at least one person has an attention span greater than a labrador retriever.

as for the rest of you... either read it and laugh or just don't comment on it. you're not doing yourselves any favors by admitting you can't understand it.

I didnt read it...and I wont comment on it...however...I will comment on you....thank you for posting...but next time keep it short and sweet....and if you feel like insulting someone, insult me....then we will see what happens

:::readies dog poop via mail website

 

[AvesPKS]

Heh. That was pretty funny. I thought for sure this guy was doing all of this. When he mentioned his lawyer, I flipped. What kind of lawyer would be this terrible? You would think at least a lawyer would know what the judge was looking for.

 

[Alphazero]

Some people just have too much spare time. What a moron.

 

[Deadtrees]

It's way too long to just give it a try.
I even fear that it may not be funny at all as some people said.
I believe it'd take more than my precious five min.
Thus, I believe it's not worth it.
Dang! I just wasted 2 min. writing this.