Ack! Trust no one! Ambushed by the person who i least suspected on the planet

glenn1

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[rant]

So I have the day off today. Nothing particularly earth-shattering got done, i did some household chores for most of the day, and went over to my parents' house for a bit. That's where the trap was set.

I'm sitting there helping my father with a project, and next thing i know, of all people my Dad is trying to set me up with some nice girl that he met. She is about six years older than me, works at the Salvation Army store, and says she hasn't dated for a while because "her standards are so high." Reassuringly though, Dad that she's "perfect for me"
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and wants me to join him in a visit to the store next week where he'll introduce us and i'll ask her to dinner (he's already graciously made the arrangements for all this before asking me).

I've already been through this with most of the rest of my family (mom, sisters and brother), but i never figured out that i had to be concerned about my own father trying to set me up on a blind date. How wrong i was.

I suppose now i need to sit down with the nieces and nephews and have a little chat too, in order to make sure i have everyone covered. The kids haven't yet given me a hard time about being single, or offered unsolicited "helpful hints" to help alleviate that dreaded condition, but then again i never thought my dad would either.

I swear, i think i'm ready to throttle the next person i hear say "just stop looking and you'll meet someone" (oh really, is that how it works?). Or my all-time favorite, "when the student is ready, the teacher will come" (i think somone had been up a bit too late watching Kung Fu on television the night before saying that). I'm not terminally and unhappily single. I can and do date, and plenty. Yes, it would be nice to meet one special person, but i don't think that's something which is, would be, or should be a main focus of my life. So why does my family seem so intent on "finding someone for me" ?


Moral of the story: trust no one. leave nothing to chance. you're not being paranoid if they really are trying to get you.

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Atrail

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Does that mean something? Everyone in your famly trying to set you up?
How high standards can she have? She works at the freaking Salvation Army....
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Noriaki

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Damn. That would piss me off.
Sorry to hear about that man.

Even if she turned out to be a nice girl, I'd still be pissed off.
I can't believe he would go ahead and set everything up without asking you. That's just lame.

And what is with the stop looking and you'll find it. I'm 22 years old, never looked, and never dated as a result (I'm not complaining, I'm not looking becuase I don't want to date, I'm just observing that the not looking = finding thing doesn't seem to have worked for me).

And that bit about "The teacher will come when the student is ready." Classic! Someone had too much alcohol before saying that ;).
 

rufruf44

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LOL, I just don't see whats the big deal about it. Different family, different life style and values I guess :)
 

gopunk

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Originally posted by: Atrail
Does that mean something? Everyone in your famly trying to set you up?
How high standards can she have? She works at the freaking Salvation Army....
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6 years older too
 

glenn1

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wait...
you're not one of them are you

Gay as Tinky Winky the Teletubbie? No, not at all.


How high standards can she have? She works at the freaking Salvation Army....

I don't care what someone does for a living, within reason.... i work in the brokerage industry, so i'm not too high in the economic food chain of life either, so that doesn't bother me, but i understand your point. It is certainly helpful if such factors like level of education, etc. are roughly comparable for two people.
 

yobarman

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Originally posted by: gopunk
Originally posted by: Atrail
Does that mean something? Everyone in your famly trying to set you up?
How high standards can she have? She works at the freaking Salvation Army....
rolleye.gif

6 years older too

hey man don't know it till you try it. she could be a hottie, do some recon first.
 

Moonbeam

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Go for it. Arranged marriages have been going on since the dawn of humanity. The old folks know you better than you know yourself. They can pick the perfect mate, compatibility wise. Just talk to anybody in an intelligently arranged marriage.

Alternatively you might arrange to show them a porn tape with you in the staring role and a chick as your partner cause your dad definitely thinks you're gay. :D
 

Atrail

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I don't mean to put the girl down, high standards are usually a good thing.
Or its the excuse why they never had a boyfriend in their life, which covers up other things.
 

Keego

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recon! go in there one day wearing camo :D if she's cute, hope she didn't see you... if she's a dog, attack and then leave and come back w/ dad and freak her out :D
 

glenn1

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recon! go in there one day wearing camo... if she's cute, hope she didn't see you...

Knowing my father, he probably already showed her a picture of me, so going in covertly probably wouldn't work...

curious, how old are you man?

Turned 33 not long ago. And as for grandchildren, they've already had their divine right to have them fulfilled courtesy of my brothers and sisters.

 

spp

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i wouldn't pass on any chance to meet cute girls...... and even if it doesn't turn out ok, i'll just let everyone know that and it should be fine...
 

glenn1

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i wouldn't pass on any chance to meet cute girls......

Oh, that reminds me, i forgot one of the best parts... i hadn't yet said a word back to him, and he continued on by describing her to me as "looking a bit like Dorothy, but cuter" (Dorothy is the name of my ex-wife). Now there's a glowing recommendation :Q
 

spp

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Originally posted by: glenn1
i wouldn't pass on any chance to meet cute girls......

Oh, that reminds me, i forgot one of the best parts... i hadn't yet said a word back to him, and he continued on by describing her to me as "looking a bit like Dorothy, but cuter" (Dorothy is the name of my ex-wife). Now there's a glowing recommendation :Q

now i dunno what intention your dad has.... to entice your or to scare you.....
 

Geekbabe

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I feel for you, I had friends who persisted in trying to fix me up with every dweeb they could find,always proclaiming how each dork was "just perfect " for me. LOL, thank God I no longer have that problem or those friends :)
 

freakflag

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Oh, that reminds me, i forgot one of the best parts... i hadn't yet said a word back to him, and he continued on by describing her to me as "looking a bit like Dorothy, but cuter" (Dorothy is the name of my ex-wife). Now there's a glowing recommendation

I hate to say this, Dude, but how well do you really know your dad? The government has been doing this kinda thing with clones for years. They've infiltrated the highest echelons of the corporate and religious sectors and now they're trying to infiltrate your home. (probably for your sick, subversive behavior here in the AT forums) Maybe he's just a pawn in a much larger endgame, but then, maybe he's one of them. I'm not saying anything here, but, watch your back man.
 

Adul

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Originally posted by: freakflag
Oh, that reminds me, i forgot one of the best parts... i hadn't yet said a word back to him, and he continued on by describing her to me as "looking a bit like Dorothy, but cuter" (Dorothy is the name of my ex-wife). Now there's a glowing recommendation

I hate to say this, Dude, but how well do you really know your dad? The government has been doing this kinda thing with clones for years. They've infiltrated the highest echelons of the corporate and religious sectors and now they're trying to infiltrate your home. (probably for your sick, subversive behavior here in the AT forums) Maybe he's just a pawn in a much larger endgame, but then, maybe he's one of them. I'm not saying anything here, but, watch your back man.

damn it I've been discovered
 

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/elfenix tries to remember the apu quote about arranged marriages
 

Maverick

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Originally posted by: glenn1
i wouldn't pass on any chance to meet cute girls......

Oh, that reminds me, i forgot one of the best parts... i hadn't yet said a word back to him, and he continued on by describing her to me as "looking a bit like Dorothy, but cuter" (Dorothy is the name of my ex-wife). Now there's a glowing recommendation :Q

well if you've already been married once there's no question...tell 'em to leave you alone.