Ack stupid stupid Paper on atomic bomb DUE TOMMOROW!!!

[TimidOCer]

Ack ack ack... not good. Pape due tommorow dont know what to write about. It is a persuasive paper. HELP ME. Some links would be good. I found some on google.. I need some good solid death tolls. Like some right after dropped and some due to radiation from then to now. I cant find those.

 

[apoppin]

Try "search" on MSN and Copernic (also). Keywords= Hiroshima+Nagasaki

You want me to do your work for you? . . . it really will be a "stupid" paper.

 

[Talon]

link 1
link 2
link 3

 

[Cyberian]

Teachers waiting until nearly 9:00 PM to assign a paper due tomorrow are the major cause of our educational system failures.

 

[TimidOCer]

Procrastination got the best of me hehe ... So what if I was given the assignment 3 weeks ago

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: TimidOCer
Procrastination got the best of me hehe ... So what if I was given the assignment 3 weeks ago

I'll be glad to help . . .




. . . later.




EDIT: You're still hanging around here??? Logout and get to work . . . or I guess it isn't such an important paper.

 

[DaveSimmons]

Here you go:

A-Bomb is bad, bad, evil bad. It would have been much nicer and kinder to send a half-million American solders to their deaths invading Japan, and killing millions of civilians in the process. A-Bombs bad, guns and knives hunky-dory.

If you have a liberal professor it should be worth at least a B-
:disgust:

 

[apoppin]

Here, copy this:

Here goes:

"The only time an atomic weapon was used in warefare was at the end of WWII on 2 Japanese cities.

Although they were really small by todays standards, a whole bunch of people died in the blasts. Many of the survivors suffered the horrible effects of radiation for the rest of their lives. None of them thought it was a good idea to end the war this way.

Since then (here's the persuasive part), no one has dared explode any more nuclear weapons in a war because of the likely results of ending life on this planet (except for the bugs who would be glad). Then again, tomorrow we may see a nuclear war between India and Pakistan.

If that happens, I'll add more stuff tomorrow."

 

[HappyPuppy]

Wait a few day and you will get all of the material you need. You will get all the death tolls you need and they will be current, not 55+ years old.

 

[Cougar]

Title: The Atomic Bomb

Subject: Why the Atomic Bomb is good.

Body: The Atomic Bomb is good because when people piss you off you drop it on them and things go boom. Much explosion. All bad things go bye-bye.

The End.

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: Cougar
Title: The Atomic Bomb

Subject: Why the Atomic Bomb is good.

Body: The Atomic Bomb is good because when people piss you off you drop it on them and things go boom. Much explosion. All bad things go bye-bye.

The End.

Aptly titled "the end" . . . good things go bye-bye too.



TimidOCer, let us know if this is helping you. It's a 'blast' helping a fellow procrastinator.

And Talon, you're no fun . . . Those links are very opinionated.

 

[DaveSimmons]

Randy Newman:

Political Science

No one likes us-I don't know why
We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try
But all around, even our old friends put us down
Let's drop the big one and see what happens

We give them money-but are they grateful?
No, they're spiteful and they're hateful
They don't respect us-so let's surprise them
We'll drop the big one and pulverize them

Asia's crowded and Europe's too old
Africa is far too hot
And Canada's too cold
And South America stole our name
Let's drop the big one
There'll be no one left to blame us

We'll save Australia
Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo
We'll build an All American amusement park there
They got surfin', too

Boom goes London and boom Paree
More room for you and more room for me
And every city the whole world round
Will just be another American town
Oh, how peaceful it will be
We'll set everybody free
You'll wear a Japanese kimono
And there'll be Italian shoes for me

They all hate us anyhow
So let's drop the big one now
Let's drop the big one now

 

[TimidOCer]

Definately helping I am on a role I got alot done!

"The atomic Bomb killed alot of people. These people may or may not have deserved it but one thing is for sure , they got it. Some say they had a "Blast" (apoppin) others said it was the most tragic event in history. Tune in and find out!"

 

[apoppin]

Awesome dude!

You are on a roll . . . let us know how the "grade" turns out. (I'm sure you are destined for an "A"-- don't bomb by making it too long . . . )

 

[Sachmho]

i actually heard that we sort of overestimated the japanese's determination and resources to fight to a "far away death"... i guess there were less of them than expected in this position. this is what my AP u.s. history text book says at least

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: Sachmho
i actually heard that we sort of overestimated the japanese's determination and resources to fight to a "far away death"... i guess there were less of them than expected in this position. this is what my AP u.s. history text book says at least

You could also go for the "conspiracy theory of 1945" . . . Roosevelt and Truman KNEW that the Japanese were gonna surender anyway but wanted 1) to show Russia what we possesed and 2) see what the effects of the blast would be on humans.

 

[pcmodem]

Yo,
Too bad you're starting so late, otherwise I'd be uniquely qualified to advise you.

If your paper is for some reason given a grace to 6/1, let me know. I'll check this thread tomorrow morning.
-PCM

 

[exp]

You could also go for the "conspiracy theory of 1945"

I agree, you can't go wrong with a good conspiracy theory. Try to work this into your paper somehow.

 

[DaveSimmons]

More facts about the A-Bomb and atomic radiation:
* it creates giant insects! (cite: Them! (movie))
* it creates giant lizards and turtles! (Godzilla, Gamera)
* it gives people super powers! (Hulk, Spider-man, Family Guy, Simpsons)
* it creates new kinds of foodstuffs! ("Tomacco," the Simpsons)

With all of these interesting and wonderful side effects, we should use atomic radiation more often!

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: exp

You could also go for the "conspiracy theory of 1945"

I agree, you can't go wrong with a good conspiracy theory. Try to work this into your paper somehow.

That's right!!! . . . you can still fold a dollar bill so that George Washington's head looks like a mushroom cloud!!!

EDIT: You might consider slipping a few of those in with your report for "extra credit".

 

[exp]

* it creates new kinds of foodstuffs! ("Tomacco," the Simpsons)

LOL And be sure to spell "nuclear" out phonetically: nookyoolar

 

[apoppin]

How'd the paper turn out?