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One time I was standing in a farm and this small white stray cat with tons of black eye crispies come over to me and starts rubbing between my feet like goin between them and the coming outside. I was like "HEY KITTY THIS IS MY POT PIE!!!" And it didn't stop so I yelled again "NO KITTY!!! THIS IS MY POT PIE!!!". Eventually I put my foot under the kat, lifted it a bit and sent it flying.

I love cats.

(Ok I made up the think about the pot pie)
 

Skawttey

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Originally posted by: notfred
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She's been staring up at me like that for about 10 minutes. It's annoying. Yes, I'm sitting on my right foot.

This is scarry. I am sitting the exact same way and my cat is also on the floor staring at me.
 

TwinkleToes77

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Originally posted by: Skawttey
Originally posted by: notfred
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She's been staring up at me like that for about 10 minutes. It's annoying. Yes, I'm sitting on my right foot.

This is scarry. I am sitting the exact same way and my cat is also on the floor staring at me.

Must be a cat uprising, my two cats are doing the same. Maybe they like the clicking of the keyboard keys.
 

Booster

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I don't think it's that big of a deal. My dog stares at me every time I eat something, I got used to it. Maybe the cat is asking for some Whiskas?
 

MichaelD

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*cat is thinking*

"Yes, human; go ahead with your frivilous little clicking of the key-box. I am watching. I see the pulse of your lifeblood in your neck. I am watching...waiting...for you to let your guard down. Then, with the ferocity of ages, like my ancestors the Sabertooths, I will pounce. I will rip the life from your neck...enjoying the taste of your blood. I will feel triumphant as I watch the life fade from your eyes! Yes, human....ignore me......"
 

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
*cat is thinking*

"Yes, human; go ahead with your frivilous little clicking of the key-box. I am watching. I see the pulse of your lifeblood in your neck. I am watching...waiting...for you to let your guard down. Then, with the ferocity of ages, like my ancestors the Sabertooths, I will pounce. I will rip the life from your neck...enjoying the taste of your blood. I will feel triumphant as I watch the life fade from your eyes! Yes, human....ignore me......"



:Q
 

amnesiac

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
*cat is thinking*

"Yes, human; go ahead with your frivilous little clicking of the key-box. I am watching. I see the pulse of your lifeblood in your neck. I am watching...waiting...for you to let your guard down. Then, with the ferocity of ages, like my ancestors the Sabertooths, I will pounce. I will rip the life from your neck...enjoying the taste of your blood. I will feel triumphant as I watch the life fade from your eyes! Yes, human....ignore me......"

<---- picks up his cat and locks it in a suitcase.
 

MichaelD

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Originally posted by: amnesiac 2.0
Originally posted by: MichaelD
*cat is thinking*

"Yes, human; go ahead with your frivilous little clicking of the key-box. I am watching. I see the pulse of your lifeblood in your neck. I am watching...waiting...for you to let your guard down. Then, with the ferocity of ages, like my ancestors the Sabertooths, I will pounce. I will rip the life from your neck...enjoying the taste of your blood. I will feel triumphant as I watch the life fade from your eyes! Yes, human....ignore me......"

<---- picks up his cat and locks it in a suitcase.

ROFLMAO!!! :D
 

alareau

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your cat looks alot like mine except mine has less white under his chin. Btw my cat does that too
 

Geekbabe

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Originally posted by: notfred
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She's been staring up at me like that for about 10 minutes. It's annoying. Yes, I'm sitting on my right foot.

Well be nice to her and give her scritches behind her ears and get off your butt and go get her a treat !

Humans !!! so difficult to train !:)
 

Kadarin

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Originally posted by: amnesiac 2.0
Originally posted by: MichaelD
*cat is thinking*

"Yes, human; go ahead with your frivilous little clicking of the key-box. I am watching. I see the pulse of your lifeblood in your neck. I am watching...waiting...for you to let your guard down. Then, with the ferocity of ages, like my ancestors the Sabertooths, I will pounce. I will rip the life from your neck...enjoying the taste of your blood. I will feel triumphant as I watch the life fade from your eyes! Yes, human....ignore me......"

<---- picks up his cat and locks it in a suitcase.

LOL! :D

The real truth about kittens... they want revenge for the great kitten massacre...
 

Spamela

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hmmm. i know that look. it says "feed me, water me, and then take out my catbox & maybe i'll let you pet me."