Aciphex = Miracle Drug

AaronP

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Well, I suddenly got hit with a bad case of heartburn (man I'm starting to sound like a hypochondriac) and happened to have a 2 year old bottle of Aciphex pills on my desk (expired March of 01) so I said what the heck and took 2 of em, and within 10 minutes, the heartburn started going away! BOOYA!
 

Sluggo

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Well, you planet hater.

It is obvious to me that driving your SUV and ruining the planet for generations to come has caused you some internal anguish which has manifested itself in the form of heartburn.

REPENT and sell your SUV, it is the ONLY road to salvation from your conscience, which is OBVIOUSLY causing your intestinal problems.

Fear not the econo-box good brother, it is your salvation.
 

AnthraX101

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<< Well, you planet hater.

It is obvious to me that driving your SUV and ruining the planet for generations to come has caused you some internal anguish which has manifested itself in the form of heartburn.

REPENT and sell your SUV, it is the ONLY road to salvation from your conscience, which is OBVIOUSLY causing your intestinal problems.

Fear not the econo-box good brother, it is your salvation.
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Damn it, I paid for this earth, I am damn well going to use all of it!

</sarcasm>

Armani
 

AaronP

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hehe. I don't own a SUV, if I did, I'd modify it so it had MORE emissions than normal!
 

IGBT

Lifer
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Was that after ya ate that 1lb of Farmer John's Bacon and a dozen eggs over easy with extra hot sauce??