Achilles versus Uma Thurman

[Schadenfroh]

allright, now that everyone has seen troy and kill bill, the deadly viper assasination squads best member versus's the legendary warrior achilles, who would win, sword fight, no armour

 

[Feldenak]

Achilles....he's invulnerable except for a small spot at the back of his foot (you know...that Achilles tendon 😉)

 

[Howard]

Who the fvck voted for Thurman?

 

[boyRacer]

Achilles. Because Brad Pitt has a better ass than Uma.

 

[MournSanity]

Thurman.

 

[DaWhim]

uma knows the 5 points palm heart explosion technique. IIRC

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: DaWhim
uma knows the 5 points palm heart explosion technique. IIRC

and achilles can throw a spear like a mad man

 

[UNCjigga]

I vote Uma, because I've heard in real life she has a foot fetish, so she'll be able to seek out that heel.

 

[TallBill]

Well, since only Paris can kill Achilles, Uma would get pwned.

 

[Isshinryu]

Evil Cyberbunny version 2.76 w/optional Pink Bow of Destruction.

 

[SP33Demon]

Uma would easily slice that heel open... she was trained by Pei Mei, fools.

 

[andylawcc]

Originally posted by: bR
Achilles. Because Brad Pitt has a better ass than Uma.

hahAHHAH rofl.!!!

I don't know you are complimemting Brad or insulting Uma... I guess it can go both ways. 🙂

 

[andylawcc]

Originally posted by: Jigga
I vote Uma, because I've heard in real life she has a foot fetish, so she'll be able to seek out that heel.

so what she's gonna do, throw a 500-dollar pair of high heels from Saks 5th Ave at him?


sheit! I read Shoe Fetish, not Foot Fetish.

 

[Aquaman]

maybe they will have a different type of sword fight & make a super baby :Q

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[TallBill]

It doesnt matter. Uma cant find the heel. Achilles can ONLY die when Paris hits the heel with a poisoned arrow. Hes from the Gods so it cant be otherwise. Period.

 

[DaiShan]

Coke.

 

[jjones]

Beatrix Kiddo

 

[nageov3t]

The Bride, easily.

Achilles is already dead. All she has to do is keep breathing 😉

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: Jigga
I vote Uma, because I've heard in real life she has a foot fetish, so she'll be able to seek out that heel.

Actually, that would be Quentin Tarantino who has the foot fetish IIRC.

 

[xcript]

Klingon.

 

[zimu]

surprised so many people voted uma. achilles is SO much bigger a bad ass!

 

[BudAshes]

Uma thermon snatched out a chicks eye and crushed it with her toes. Achilies is a care bear compared to her.

 

[edjam]

Achilles pretty much. Although I'd imagine it depended what weapon was being used.

 

[oLLie]

Uma Thurman's manface will cause Achilles to commit suicide.

 

[glen]

She killed Buck, starting with his Achilles Tendon.