According to my imapmyride iphone app I'm Jesus

[Syringer]

The app is supposed to log where I ride based on GPS, but since it was in my pocket it didn't work out very well:

http://www.mapmyride.com/ride/united-states/ca/san-diego/597127103319023219

According to this I rode directly on water not once but three times!

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

I for one welcome our new Syringer overlord.

 

[Pegun]

I'm assuming you rode close to that route?

 

[SandEagle]

so you're a mexican gardener, big deal

 

[Matthiasa]

According to my map you drove on water 6 or 7 times...

 

[Jeff7]

Jesus came back, but all I got was this lousy T-shirt. 🙁