Random Variable
Lifer
According to CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News, the only things to fear are men of Middle Eastern descent; sleeper cells hiding in our closets; crude radiological bombs; small nuclear devices; Emeril Lagasse (BAM!); the contamination of our food and water supplies; an outbreak of smallpox, the plague, and/or cooties; the European Union; a new nuclear arms race; an attack on our nuclear power plants and/or chemical facilities; and the cinematic masterpiece Glitter.
Did I leave out anything?
Did I leave out anything?