According to eHarmony.com, I'm incompatible with the human race

[Random Variable]

eHarmony is based upon a complex matching system developed through extensive testing of married individuals. One of the requirements for it to work successfully is for participants to fall into our rigorously defined profiles. If we aren't able to match a user well using these profiles, the most considerate approach is to inform them early in the process.

We are so convinced of the importance of creating compatible matches to help people establish and enjoy happy, lasting relationships that we choose not to provide service rather than risk an uncertain match.

 

[tweakmm]

Owch.

 

[Murphy Durphy]

There are always reptiles. And maybe they exclude the platypus as mammals. :beer:

 

[TommyVercetti]

You are looking at a personal site?

 

[her209]

Better be extra careful with your hands.

 

[Random Variable]

Maybe now my mother will stop asking me if I have met any nice girls.

 

[TommyVercetti]

Originally posted by: Vespasian
Maybe now my mother will stop asking me if I have met any nice girls.

She actually asks you that? What do you say? "No mom, all the girls on Anandtech are taken"

 

[Random Variable]

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti

Originally posted by: Vespasian
Maybe now my mother will stop asking me if I have met any nice girls.

She actually asks you that? What do you say? "No mom, all the girls on Anandtech are taken"

I don't even know the sex of most of the people on here.

 

[godmare]

Do you get your money back?

 

[TommyVercetti]

Originally posted by: Vespasian

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti

Originally posted by: Vespasian
Maybe now my mother will stop asking me if I have met any nice girls.

She actually asks you that? What do you say? "No mom, all the girls on Anandtech are taken"

I don't even know the sex of most of the people on here.

We are mostly females, with a few males.

 

[Random Variable]

Originally posted by: godmare
Do you get your money back?

They were nice enough not to charge me in advance.

 

[TommyVercetti]

My friend bought me membership to a personal website. It is one of the big ones. Do people actually meet?

 

[911paramedic]

They found the ATOT cookie on your computer - immediate elimination.

 

[StageLeft]

Oh man that is ROUGH. I'd only heard about this site last night, so it's possible that they don't have much in the way of other people - I imagine that they have sample only a tiny portion of the human race, so don't lose faith 🙂

 

[Orsorum]

Actually, one of my older cousins met her husband online; they were both in their mid 30s, and neither of them really took it seriously.

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: 911paramedic
They found the ATOT cookie on your computer - immediate elimination.

hehe.

 

[Orsorum]

Jesus, dude, how long is the intake survey?!?!

 

[rocadelpunk]

maybe you're a vampire?

 

[Orsorum]

🙁 🙁

I got the same answer. Noes!!!

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Strange, they keep wanting to fix me up with porn actresses.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: WinstonSmith
Strange, they keep wanting to fix me up with porn actresses.

Pics?

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: WinstonSmith
Strange, they keep wanting to fix me up with porn actresses.

They keep trying to set me up with Catholic priests.

 

[Random Variable]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
🙁 🙁

I got the same answer. Noes!!!

We should sue them for emotional damage.

 

[PatboyX]

i am full of sadness for you. i took there test becuase of some article that was written about them and now my inbox is full of crap from those guys.

 

[TommyVercetti]

Whoa! Just saw the test, it is so loooooooooong. No way I am wasting my time on that.