Abu says I have a virus...

DurocShark

Lifer
Apr 18, 2001
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ROTFLMAO!!!

Dear ,

You have been sending me this virus for a long time.. and it comes
almost every day. Im kinda getting tired of it.. and if you do not have
your computer fixed soon, your ISP (Internet Service Providor) will
be contacted and your service will be shut off until you call them out
to fix your problem.

If you want to avoid this, I suggest you install this patch that will clean
your system of this virus. It has been attached as a file.


Simply download and run the file, it will auto-clean for you without
any complications.

thannx,
Abu

Yeah. I'm gonna run the UPDATE.EXE file attachment. Surrreeee......
 

Rallispec

Lifer
Jul 26, 2001
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hahahaha

pretty clever though, i'm sure thier are plenty of people out thiere who will fall for it.


of course, i''m sure people would fall for it if ABu just said

"run this attachment"


d'oh
 

Frew

Platinum Member
Jul 21, 2004
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Id run it. Its probally a patch to microsoft paint. That thing is buggy!
 

tk149

Diamond Member
Apr 3, 2002
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I wish you'd run the patch already. I keep getting virii from you. :|
 

DurocShark

Lifer
Apr 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: tk149
I wish you'd run the patch already. I keep getting virii from you. :|

Well, if you keep leaving your Back Orifice open... What do you expect? A peck on the cheek?
 

DaveSimmons

Elite Member
Aug 12, 2001
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ANNOUNCER: Oh, how long can trusty Cadet DurocShark hold out? How can he possibly resist the diabolical urge to push the button that could erase his very existence? Will his tortured mind give in to its uncontrollable desires?
(Announcer grabs DurocShark, forces him closer to the button.) Can he resist the temptation to push the button that, even now, beckons him even closer? Will he succumb to the maddening urge to run the attachment? At the MERE...PUSH...of a SINGLE...BUTTON! The beeyootiful SHINY button! The jolly CANDY-LIKE button! Will he hold out, folks? CAN he hold out?

DurocShark: NO I CAN'T!!!EEEEEYAAAHHHH!
 

tk149

Diamond Member
Apr 3, 2002
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Originally posted by: DurocShark
Originally posted by: tk149
I wish you'd run the patch already. I keep getting virii from you. :|

Well, if you keep leaving your Back Orifice open... What do you expect? A peck on the cheek?
Only after our "business" is done. ;) BTW, it's your turn to wear the thong.
 

blakeatwork

Diamond Member
Jul 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: DurocShark
Originally posted by: tk149
I wish you'd run the patch already. I keep getting virii from you. :|

Well, if you keep leaving your Back Orifice open... What do you expect? A peck on the cheek?

Well, a reach around at the very least is just good manners...
 

beyonddc

Senior member
May 17, 2001
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Are you looking for suggestion?
If so, I suggest you to install it just to ensure the virus from your computer will get remove.




okay, n/m, I'm not funny
 

blakeatwork

Diamond Member
Jul 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
ANNOUNCER: Oh, how long can trusty Cadet DurocShark hold out? How can he possibly resist the diabolical urge to push the button that could erase his very existence? Will his tortured mind give in to its uncontrollable desires?
(Announcer grabs DurocShark, forces him closer to the button.) Can he resist the temptation to push the button that, even now, beckons him even closer? Will he succumb to the maddening urge to run the attachment? At the MERE...PUSH...of a SINGLE...BUTTON! The beeyootiful SHINY button! The jolly CANDY-LIKE button! Will he hold out, folks? CAN he hold out?

DurocShark: NO I CAN'T!!!EEEEEYAAAHHHH!

You forgot about smacking your buttocks into his head...
 

imported_Lucifer

Diamond Member
Oct 12, 2004
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If you have Norton or any type of Anti virus, download it, and if it is a virus, your Antivirus will catch it, and see what kind of virus it is.