Time: ~ 3 hrs. Before coupon expires
Location: My crib
Subject: Trying to make 59.99 AR into 39.99 AR
Transcript Call #1:
-Me: Hello, I recently had my girlfriend place an order on your website. While I was driving home from work, my friend called me and told me about this great deal on a router.
-CSR Rep: Order number please...
-Me: Sure it's ... [omitted] ... Anyway she placed the order but forgot to add the coupon.
-CSR Rep: This is a technology item. A coupon can't be used.
-Me: What?! Impossible! My friend told me he got the deal. Could you please try and put the coupon through?
-CSR Rep: No sir it wont work. Not on an order with a router.
-Me: Can you just try? He told me....
-CSR Rep: We are not allowed, our Department had a meeting about this and we were told not to
-Me: Well okay then
-CSR Rep: Thanks for blah blah blah goodbye
Transcript Call #2
-Me: Hi.....[her voice sounds familiar, but i cant tell for sure] .....Uh did i just talk to you?
-CSR Rep: Well what is your name?
-Me: Sam Mueller
-CSR Rep: No it doesn't sound familiar.
-Me: Oh, well I was just disconnected from a rep....See, my girlfriend placed an order for me while.....
-CSR Rep: Hold on I just talked to you!!! And hey, you werent disconnected, and I told you that the coupon can't be added
-Me: Oh shlt [Call Ended]
Transcript #3
-Me: Hi ....[voice nowhere close to "Maria", the CSR from hell] ....My girlfriend placed [truncated - you know my story]
-CSR Rep: The order is locked but i could add it manually. You will have to call back when you receive the item
-Me: I have it! It's right here...[in there like swimwear

]
-CSR Rep: Oh, i see, well what is the coupon number?
-Me: [omitted]
-CSR Rep: Okay you've been credited to your CC, here is your confirmation ...[omitted]
-Me: Thank you [i love you and i want to make babies with you]
-CSR Rep: Your welcome thanks for calling office depot [if you saw me, you wouldnt have thought that] [End Call]