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Old-ish machine, but it works fine for my parents.  My mum wanted LibreOffice to cold-start quicker, as on XP it takes about 15 seconds, and I know that on the same hardware, even on Vista it takes less than half that time to cold-start.  There was also the April 2014 deadline to consider.
I'm not thinking that my experience of the Win8 install routine is in any way average / definitive, but I can't think of any install routines that have gone anywhere near as bad as this (apart from ones involving subtlety dodgy hardware).
I started at 10AM today, and decided to excessively not take any chances, and backed up the whole file system before starting rather than just my parents' files. About an hour went by and that was done, during which I also downloaded a few drivers (WLAN USB for example).
The hardware (desktop, probably needless to say):
Athlon 64 X2 5000+
2GB DDR2-800
GeForce 7300LE PCI-E 64MB
80GB HDD SATA
DVDRW
Netgear WG111v3
I lost about an hour because the first install failed during setup due to a slightly faulty memory module (I was a bit surprised at this because the system had been rock solid stable, my parents don't remember it ever giving any trouble and neither do I). I replaced the module and got the install going again.
The first phase of setup went fine (I started from scratch each time, deleting all partitions), then it rebooted at an expected point, during boot-up it showed the Windows 8 loading screen, then the monitor put 'NO SIGNAL' up on the screen. The computer evidently still was booting, and responded to pressing the power button once. I tried again, still nothing.
I then found out that Microsoft, in their infinite *$*&^"£H"£& "wisdom", have removed the F8 early startup menu option, so no VGA mode. After a few attempts it inexplicably continued setup without issue, and after I got the Nvidia driver on it didn't give any further problems (it was previously using an MS WDDM driver and recognised the card correctly), until I did the first cold start, then the same problem again. In the end I tried having a VGA cable also connected, which worked fine. The nvidia driver reckoned the DVI connection was some bizarro 'television composite' connector, and no amount of convincing would get it to work properly on pure DVI. WTF.
It also BSOD'd once during the WinSAT check (citing the graphics card, the 116 error).
Apart from my grievances with the new Win8 Start system, which I won't go into here because the topic has been done to death (which certainly weighed significantly on the end result of today's excursion into computer fuckwittery), the thing that got on my nerves almost as much as the DVI issue was Windows Update. 12 updates came in, 4 wouldn't install. Each time it failed to install updates it took about 15 minutes to right itself and start Windows properly again (which it did all by itself, it didn't need assistance, to its credit), however Windows Update seemed to suffer significantly from amnesia - it had no record of any installed updates even immediately after a load had failed to install. The event log was also strangely clear of update/servicing info. It wasn't BSOD'ing during updating either. Googling didn't yield any definitive results, and my usual tactics to sort Windows Update problems didn't help either:
Windows Update troubleshooter (found problems and fixed them, it said)
Nuke softwaredistribution and try again
SFC /SCANNOW
I considered searching for the 'windows update readiness tool', but quite frankly it was already 8pm or so by this point and for a clean Windows install this simply should not have happened. I had a spare Vista licence, and Vista works fine on my wife's machine if she puts it into sleep mode every night rather than shutting down, so that's what I did here.
Within 2 hours of starting to install Vista SP1 from DVD (clean install, all partitions nuked obviously), and with only the DVI cable used throughout, no problems, and right now the computer will spend its time installing post SP2 updates (I did a standalone install of SP2 to hurry things along). Not a single thing went wrong. Admittedly this computer was built in the era of Vista, but I would put a hefty bet down that Win7 would go on it without a hitch either. I'll go back and finish off the install tomorrow (if everything goes to plan, the defrag will trigger at 1AM, 75% of the post SP2 updates will have been installed, and apart from a few more updates I'll feed it between reboots I just need to do the app install work.
			
			I'm not thinking that my experience of the Win8 install routine is in any way average / definitive, but I can't think of any install routines that have gone anywhere near as bad as this (apart from ones involving subtlety dodgy hardware).
I started at 10AM today, and decided to excessively not take any chances, and backed up the whole file system before starting rather than just my parents' files. About an hour went by and that was done, during which I also downloaded a few drivers (WLAN USB for example).
The hardware (desktop, probably needless to say):
Athlon 64 X2 5000+
2GB DDR2-800
GeForce 7300LE PCI-E 64MB
80GB HDD SATA
DVDRW
Netgear WG111v3
I lost about an hour because the first install failed during setup due to a slightly faulty memory module (I was a bit surprised at this because the system had been rock solid stable, my parents don't remember it ever giving any trouble and neither do I). I replaced the module and got the install going again.
The first phase of setup went fine (I started from scratch each time, deleting all partitions), then it rebooted at an expected point, during boot-up it showed the Windows 8 loading screen, then the monitor put 'NO SIGNAL' up on the screen. The computer evidently still was booting, and responded to pressing the power button once. I tried again, still nothing.
I then found out that Microsoft, in their infinite *$*&^"£H"£& "wisdom", have removed the F8 early startup menu option, so no VGA mode. After a few attempts it inexplicably continued setup without issue, and after I got the Nvidia driver on it didn't give any further problems (it was previously using an MS WDDM driver and recognised the card correctly), until I did the first cold start, then the same problem again. In the end I tried having a VGA cable also connected, which worked fine. The nvidia driver reckoned the DVI connection was some bizarro 'television composite' connector, and no amount of convincing would get it to work properly on pure DVI. WTF.
It also BSOD'd once during the WinSAT check (citing the graphics card, the 116 error).
Apart from my grievances with the new Win8 Start system, which I won't go into here because the topic has been done to death (which certainly weighed significantly on the end result of today's excursion into computer fuckwittery), the thing that got on my nerves almost as much as the DVI issue was Windows Update. 12 updates came in, 4 wouldn't install. Each time it failed to install updates it took about 15 minutes to right itself and start Windows properly again (which it did all by itself, it didn't need assistance, to its credit), however Windows Update seemed to suffer significantly from amnesia - it had no record of any installed updates even immediately after a load had failed to install. The event log was also strangely clear of update/servicing info. It wasn't BSOD'ing during updating either. Googling didn't yield any definitive results, and my usual tactics to sort Windows Update problems didn't help either:
Windows Update troubleshooter (found problems and fixed them, it said)
Nuke softwaredistribution and try again
SFC /SCANNOW
I considered searching for the 'windows update readiness tool', but quite frankly it was already 8pm or so by this point and for a clean Windows install this simply should not have happened. I had a spare Vista licence, and Vista works fine on my wife's machine if she puts it into sleep mode every night rather than shutting down, so that's what I did here.
Within 2 hours of starting to install Vista SP1 from DVD (clean install, all partitions nuked obviously), and with only the DVI cable used throughout, no problems, and right now the computer will spend its time installing post SP2 updates (I did a standalone install of SP2 to hurry things along). Not a single thing went wrong. Admittedly this computer was built in the era of Vista, but I would put a hefty bet down that Win7 would go on it without a hitch either. I'll go back and finish off the install tomorrow (if everything goes to plan, the defrag will trigger at 1AM, 75% of the post SP2 updates will have been installed, and apart from a few more updates I'll feed it between reboots I just need to do the app install work.
			
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