DON'T YOU SEE, CAN'T YOU TELL!!!!
Thomas J. Kickass isn't real, he is simply an invention of my imagination. You are just dreaming of the perfect candidate, the candidate with a cool name. But until we have something better than bush or gore, that dream will have to be personified by the simple name, Thomas J. Kickass. However Mr. Kickass isn't real, nor will he ever be, which means his stance on political issues (or non-issues) is undertimined and will remain that way. By freely expressing your opinions as those of Thomas J. Kickass you are defying all that he and his name stand for.