About to print this out and stick it under some guy's windshield wiper

[EyeMWing]

Dear Yellow Corvette C6 Z06 driver,

First you parked your car in my parking space, without a parking pass. That's fine, because it's Sunday, and I'm the only person here, and the only person who's going to BE here. So I took one of the other couple hundred spaces. No big deal. It's closer to the building anyway.

But you don't have a parking pass. That's fine, because security isn't here, in fact, I'm the only person here. I don't care. It's no big deal.

What I DO care about, however, is that your GOD DAMNED CAR ALARM KEEPS GOING OFF FOR NO REASON. There isn't a single thing within 20 feet of your car. And after the alarm finally times out after FIVE FVCKING MINUTES (why so long, asshole?) it's only another minute or so before it goes off again.

FIX YOUR JUNK!

Love,
EyeMWing

 

[Ryan]

Stick it to the man!!!!!

 

[waggy]

ohh good idea. let himn know you are alone with no security!

 

[JDrake]

0/10

 

[pinoy]

his car wants attention

 

[intogamer]

Just key his car. Problem solved.

 

[n7]

I ****** hate those things.

Every gawddamn night there's one in the next door apartment's parking lot that goes off a few times :|

 

[Caesar]

Originally posted by: waggy
ohh good idea. let himn know you are alone with no security!

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: waggy
ohh good idea. let himn know you are alone with no security!

No security aside from the fortresslike nature of this building - 4 security doors to get through to where I'm at - assuming you want to smash through the front of the building (big glass facade) to get in in the first place. Nevermind the banks of security cameras. The guards themselves are useless anyway, all we have them for is to have cars towed and yell at kids playing in the construction sites.

 

[acemcmac]

I just have a washable sharpie in my briefcase so I can write "LERN 2 PARK" on people's windshields, in reverse, so they feel like jackasses when they get inside and it's facing them

Haven't done it yet, but the next time that fvcking magnum parks diagonally, taking up 3 spots in the area marked ?compact cars only,? he?s going to get it


OTOH, if he's in your spot... you can always tow him.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: waggy
ohh good idea. let himn know you are alone with no security!

No security aside from the fortresslike nature of this building - 4 security doors to get through to where I'm at - assuming you want to smash through the front of the building (big glass facade) to get in in the first place. Nevermind the banks of security cameras. The guards themselves are useless anyway, all we have them for is to have cars towed and yell at kids playing in the construction sites.

well it was a joke.

but he could err hide and such and get you! he might rape you now!

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: acemcmac
I just have a washable sharpie in my briefcase so I can write "LERN 2 PARK" on people's windshields, in reverse, so they feel like jackasses when they get inside and it's facing them

Haven't done it yet, but the next time that fvcking magnum parks diagonally, taking up 3 spots in the area marked ?compact cars only,? he?s going to get it


OTOH, if he's in your spot... you can always tow him.

hahahah pics of it if you do that!

 

[imported_LoKe]

I remember this car that had an alarm that would go off whenever it rained. =[

 

[Baked]

Smash his windshield w/ a 5 lb sledge hammer and stick a note that says "from russia w/ love."

 

[bctbct]

This could only get better if your car gets towed for parking in the wrong space

 

[KarenMarie]

If you leave that on his windshield, he will know who wrote it and there is a possibility that he will come back... he will know the spot and see your car there.

Iwould leave something anonymous. Probably something across the front windshield that STICKS and will require a razor/scraper and hours of time to remove. And I would only mention the alarm so he cannot prove who left it.

He will probably park elsewhere after that. If not, have him towed anonymously.

 

[doze]

I wouldn't mention that you car is the only other one in the lot

 

[Twista]

;] I love to ride past cars 1st gear @ 5k RPM ;] Nothing like the sound of v8 mustang setting off alarms.

 

[Ika]

saran wrap

 

[MX2]

He will know you are just jealous

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
If you leave that on his windshield, he will know who wrote it and there is a possibility that he will come back... he will know the spot and see your car there.

Iwould leave something anonymous. Probably something across the front windshield that STICKS and will require a razor/scraper and hours of time to remove. And I would only mention the alarm so he cannot prove who left it.

He will probably park elsewhere after that. If not, have him towed anonymously.

Nothing says anonymous like a slashed tire.

 

[bobdelt]

Poo on it.

 

[MX2]

Originally posted by: Baked
Smash his windshield w/ a 5 lb sledge hammer and stick a note that says "from russia w/ love."

...or, you could leave a note that says "Tom Cruise was here....much love"

 

[IGBT]

..put some lithium greese on his door handles. It'll take him a month to figure out where it's comming from.

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: acemcmac
I just have a washable sharpie in my briefcase so I can write "LERN 2 PARK" on people's windshields, in reverse, so they feel like jackasses when they get inside and it's facing them

Haven't done it yet, but the next time that fvcking magnum parks diagonally, taking up 3 spots in the area marked ?compact cars only,? he?s going to get it


OTOH, if he's in your spot... you can always tow him.

That's all fine and dandy until someone keys in your paint "LEARN TO SPELL."