Ability to control the weather, impregnate girls remotely or being able to beat the train every time?

[Barfo]

Say, the mighty god wanted to bestow one super power upon you, but each one has a drawback, for example:

You can control the weather, but you'd also be a crappy minesweeper player no matter how much you practiced.

You can impregnate any girl you want without touching her, but you can't ever have normal sex.

You can beat the train every time you're driving and in a hurry, but your crappy insurance agent always renews without your permission.

What do you choose?

 

[keird]

I laughed.

 

[her209]

Weather. No contest.

 

[oogabooga]

I'd go with weather. Cause you can use it to pickup chicks and make babies - which as far as I'm concerned is the fun part of impregnation.

 

[Engineer]

How about beating the fucking wind out of a pregnant, strapped to the train tracks Barfo? :Q

(Add that to the poll).

Edit: Forgot, drunk too.

 

[SagaLore]

Impregnate girls remotely. Don't ask.

 

[Fayd]

oh son of a bitch. i didnt actually read the options.

i voted impregnate girls remotely. if i cant have normal sex, that sucks.

change my vote to controlling weather.

 

[GeekDrew]

Originally posted by: Barfo
You can beat the train every time you're driving and in a hurry, but your crappy insurance agent always renews without your permission.

I wasn't aware that insurance agents ever asked... I pretty much thought that insurance was always auto-renewing until/unless major plan qualification change?

 

[iGas]

Where is the sting 3 times by wasps, and kick ass at 101 year old?

 

[CallMeJoe]

What about the ability to have sex with any woman you want, but you can never impregnate anyone? That's the power to have!

 

[GeekDrew]

Originally posted by: CallMeJoe
What about the ability to have sex with any woman you want, but you can never impregnate anyone? That's the power to have!

You don't need any super powers for that.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: CallMeJoe
What about the ability to have sex with any woman you want, but you can never impregnate anyone? That's the power to have!

You could still get an STD.

 

[rbV5]

Originally posted by: CallMeJoe
What about the ability to have sex with any woman you want, but you can never impregnate anyone? That's the power to have!

Super Lesbian power of persuasion...whoa!

 

[Engineer]

Originally posted by: CallMeJoe
What about the ability to have sex with any woman you want, but you can never impregnate anyone? That's the power to have!

I've had two (yes, two) vasectomies. Does that make me a super hero?

 

[rbV5]

Originally posted by: Engineer

Originally posted by: CallMeJoe
What about the ability to have sex with any woman you want, but you can never impregnate anyone? That's the power to have!

I've had two (yes, two) vasectomies. Does that make me a super hero?

Oh Hai, welcome to the club! (I also had 2) :thumbsup:

 

[sdifox]

Shit weather control would be good, you will be able to fight the global warming and global dessification.


Do I get to wear a kilt and carry a walking stick around?

 

[Barfo]

Originally posted by: rbV5

Originally posted by: Engineer

Originally posted by: CallMeJoe
What about the ability to have sex with any woman you want, but you can never impregnate anyone? That's the power to have!

I've had two (yes, two) vasectomies. Does that make me a super hero?

Oh Hai, welcome to the club! (I also had 2) :thumbsup:

Had a change of mind?

 

[tasmanian]

Weather would be my choice, but it would be funny to impregnate every girl I see.

 

[AbAbber2k]

Obvious answer is obvious.

Weather control. No contest. You could end famine, halt global warming... and EVERY time you hosted a BBQ the weather would be PERFECT.

 

[CallMeJoe]

Originally posted by: rbV5

Originally posted by: Engineer

Originally posted by: CallMeJoe
What about the ability to have sex with any woman you want, but you can never impregnate anyone? That's the power to have!

I've had two (yes, two) vasectomies. Does that make me a super hero?

Oh Hai, welcome to the club! (I also had 2) :thumbsup:

When you can document Summer Glau, Tricia Helfer Ali Larter and both Jessicas (Alba & Biel) I will concede true superpowers.

 

[Engineer]

Originally posted by: Barfo

Originally posted by: rbV5

Originally posted by: Engineer

Originally posted by: CallMeJoe
What about the ability to have sex with any woman you want, but you can never impregnate anyone? That's the power to have!

I've had two (yes, two) vasectomies. Does that make me a super hero?

Oh Hai, welcome to the club! (I also had 2) :thumbsup:

Had a change of mind?

No. I walked out of the office (waddled more like it) and said "Thank God I don't ever have to do that again!!!" and about a week later, the doctor discovered that he missed one of the vas deferens so I was back in there doing it again about two weeks later (free of charge the 2nd time of course). It was no fun the 2nd time either, lol!

 

[Lean L]

So what exactly is the appeal of #2?

I want sex with no babies, seems counter intuitive

 

[rbV5]

Originally posted by: Engineer

Originally posted by: Barfo

Originally posted by: rbV5

Originally posted by: Engineer

Originally posted by: CallMeJoe
What about the ability to have sex with any woman you want, but you can never impregnate anyone? That's the power to have!

I've had two (yes, two) vasectomies. Does that make me a super hero?

Oh Hai, welcome to the club! (I also had 2) :thumbsup:

Had a change of mind?

No. I walked out of the office (waddled more like it) and said "Thank God I don't ever have to do that again!!!" and about a week later, the doctor discovered that he missed one of the vas deferens so I was back in there doing it again about two weeks later (free of charge the 2nd time of course). It was no fun the 2nd time either, lol!

Same here, Flunked the only test you NEVER want to flunk. Worst part of both, getting that shot of local 2nd time around...knew what to expect

 

[Engineer]

Originally posted by: rbV5
Same here, Flunked the only test you NEVER want to flunk. Worst part of both, getting that shot of local 2nd time around...knew what to expect

Brings new meaning to "feel the burn", doesn't it? :shocked:

 

[IEC]

Shooting lightning bolts as weapons sounds like fun to me. Weather control FTW