AaronP's Republican Sandwich

AaronP

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This sandwich is for Republican's only! Democrats can eat their tofu and rice patties, this is what real men eat:

What you need:

1. A good quality WHITE bun.
2. shredded BBQ pork
3. Mayo based cole slaw

heat the BBQ pork and put it on the bottom half of the bun. Spread the cole slaw on the top half. Throw them together and chow down! It's easy and delicious!

Famous Daves brand "Georgia Mustard" is a nice addition if you have it in your area, just throw some on.
 

gopunk

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most vegetarians/vegans are democrats, but that does not mean that most democrats are vegetarians/vegans.
 

b0mbrman

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Mmm...so what does Rush eat? Just meat stuffed with meat with two meat patties as the bun?
 

AaronP

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I gotta tell ya, if it wasn't so expensive, I'd eat at Famous Daves like every day.
 

Martin

Lifer
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a moderate's sandwich:

1. Freshly baked bread from the local greek bakery
2. Cream cheese on each slice
3. cooked ham (1cm thick)
4. Thick slices of mozarella
5. Cajun style pickes
6. Hot peppers
7. Feta cheese
9. ketchup.
10. Dijon mustard.

*droool*
 

gopunk

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<< it takes too much effort to be a moderate! >>



lol...

lazy moderate's sandwich (that'd be me :)):

two slices of whatever bread is convenient
glop on some sauce, whatever is convenient, anything from mayo to bbq to mustard
some meat, about 4-6 slices of deli meat usually
some american cheese
some lettuce if there is any.
 

Ewww! That explains why Republicans are usually plump/fat . . . overweight, in other words.
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:confused: :frown:

Marty the Maniak, you got it so wrong: A moderate eats in moderation.

Check this out:

Candies at least once a week;
Vegetables;
Fruits;
Occasional eating out;
Juice;
Water as much as possible 'cuz water does the body good! ;)

The key thing is moderation, is not it? ;)

Gosh! That must be too demanding for those greedy and junk food lovers! ;) :D
 

b0mbrman

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Alright, my turn at the lazy moderate (but leaning toward the right) sandwich:

Crushed wheat baguette-style bread, buttered on one side then grilled
Chicken seared, then dipped in egg then rolled in bread crumbs mixed with a bit of garlic salt and lemon-pepper
Lettuce, Tomato, Peppercini (sp?)
Sauce is half mayo, half cream of chicken soup with lemon juice, salt, and pepper to taste (slow cook it just long enough so that it's a bit warmer than room temp...)

Mmm...Make it for your friends and call it "The b0mbrman" :) Came up with it by accident last week...
 

AaronP

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Water as much as possible 'cuz water does the body good

drinking too much water can kill you