AAAAGGHHH!!!! (L)Users are Ticking Me Off!!!!!

Windogg

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Oct 9, 1999
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I get in this morning and guess what? Our email server in Texas is down so there is no email. I fielded about 20 direct calls on the subject and everyone seemed pretty understanding. Unfortunatly there is always one idiot in the bunch.

Me: Morning this Windogg
Idiot: Is email down?
Me: Uhhh... yea. Didn't you hear my overhead update about 5 minutes ago?
Idiot: No I just got in. (Blatant lie since I saw her hanging around the coffee for the last hour)
Me: Well its down. I'll let helpdesk know as soon as it up.
Idiot: But I want email now!!!!
Me: Sorry, can't help you. I'm in touch with the people in Texas and they assured me that they call me ASAP when its back up.
Idiot: That's unacceptable, go and do something right now!!!!
Me: Right now? The only other solution I have is to fly to Texas right now (from Boston) and check when it will be up again.
Idiot: Excellent, do you have a ride to the airport?

WTF?!?!? She was actually serious about that last comment. She was going to call me a cab to the airport!!!

Windogg
 

Lozer

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Aug 18, 2000
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she wants you man. just think about it

"i want e-mail now" you betcha
 

Anybody

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Ahhh..the ole "magic wand" theory about fixing systems. Feh...


Windogg in MA eh? Im in Southborough... ;)
 

Fathom4

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Sounds like home Windogg.

I come into work and the server is down. So I make an announcement over the PA that it's down and I'll make another announcement when it's back up. Then you just prepare yourself for 20 call from idiots saying; "Duh, I can't log in. Is something wrong with the server."

No sh!t.

God I wish we had an IT department - besides just me.


 

Windogg

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Oct 9, 1999
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Hey... there are a whole bunch of us Massholes here huh? I was in Cambridge until about two weeks ago. Just moved to Waltham to be closer to work which is in Lexington.

Windogg
 

Freeze

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Oct 15, 1999
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I work in westboro, go to school in boston (northeastern U) and live in Attleboro. hehe. masshole here :)
 

stick

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i live in Sharon, Mass (canton is next door). but im at Boston University this year for engineering :)
 

brandc

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[suggestion]
Windogg: Well, you know what they say in Poland.
Idiot: No, what?
Windogg: Toughski shiatski.
[/suggestion]
 

Anybody

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Freeze... right down the street..pass EMC everyday... we'll have to hit lunch at the ignuana cantina some time. *woot* :)

Slide me one of those EMC servers will ya? ;>
 

Freeze

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as a company, EMC makes storage devices, $1 mil storage devices mind you, the size of a refrigerator ;). My division makes the servers (DG). I tried to assimilate some of them for RC5. no go. :(

Where is this ignuana cantina you speak of?

edit: damn. senior member. bout damn time. ;) [soapbox]I'd like to thank OT's riddles threads and the DC forum for this honor, for without them I never would have made it this far. [/soapbox] heh heh
 

Marty

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My sister goes to BU. I'm in NY right now going to Cornell University. Hey stick, do you ever go to the "Town Spa?" I think its in Sharon but it might be in Stoughton.

Marty
 

Chooie

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I'm in Methuen right now... plenty of idiots to go around here! :p
 

Anybody

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The Iguana Cantina is located right on route 9 a little ways up from the Mass pike. :> Good shtuff :)