AAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!! THAT MORON BETTER BE OUT BY THE END OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!!!!

[Windogg]

Refresher for the new people:
Rant 1
Rant 2
Rant 3

I won't even go through the pain of describing the stupidity of the last two days since most people can tell this idiot doesn't know crap.

So what the hell happens this morning? Officially, about $200 worth of letterheads got completly wasted. Sure its a drop in the bucket for the company but its still wasted time and resources for those that were affected. In the office we a have a really nice Xerox DocumentCenter that is also serves has a high speed network printer. Initially there was some confusion as to what trays take what type of media. Each type must be specifically defined so if someone puts 11"x17" paper in tray for 8.5"x11" Transparencies, the copier will still think the transparencies are there. To eliminate the confusion I put up HUGE signs and labels all over the copier.

Soon people realized its was pretty easy to just tell their computers to print on a specific type of media as opposed to shuffling around trays. So what the problem? This damn moron needed put out a mass mailing so he loads the main paper tray (5000 sheet capacity) to the top with letterhead. Along the way he missed TWO large signs that state the NO ONE is allowed to reassign paper without my permission. Then he missed TWO large labels which states "8.5"x11" PLAIN WHITE PAPER ONLY. NO TRANSPARENCIES/LETTERHEAD/HEAVYWEIGHT/OR LABELS". Finally, I left a large yellow Post-It on the bottom of the tray with the same message.

Since it is networked in a office of 100+ concurrent users, activity is basically non stop. Before anyone could do anything, hundred of pages were coming out on letterhead (80PPM). By the time the queue were put on hold, it was chaos. People were pissed that their stuff was ruined and time wasted. So what was Loser's excuse? "What Signs? I didn't see anything. Did you just put them up?" WTF!?!?!? The signs have been up for close to 4 months!!!! Again he goes into the his brainless rants on how "Xerox make archaic products because we are brainwashed into using their name as standard defacto nomecleture for a product that has creating an mountains of wasted resources that chain the proletariat into an enless vicious cycle" STFU, NO ONE WANTS TO HEARS YOUR DAMN CONSPIRICY THEORIES. OH PLEASE OH MIGHT ALIEN CIVILIZATION. I'LL BE YOU HUMBLE SERVANT FOREVER IF YOU COME DOWN AND GIVE THE A$$HOLE A LARGE ANAL PROBE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

Finally, this guy a real real fat slob. I mean as disgusting and slovenly you can get. Yesterday there was a luncheon and as usual there was lots of food left. For me it usually means a free lunch. Sure enough the meeting ended and there was plenty left for anyone that wanted it. A bunch of people casually walked over and picked up a sandwich and soda. Then this pig comes stampeding out of nowhere and piles 3 sandwiches on a plate while at the sametime cramming one down his crusty yap. He started taking sodas and stuffing them into his pockets. An to thing he wonders why he jogs but never loses weight.

It would be so bad if he didn't always preach to me about my "bad" habits. I'm a coffee drinker and I usually down 3 - 6 cups a day. Not only does he hang around me trying to leech knowledge but he contantlly yaks on and on about the "dangers of artifical stimulants" on the soul. WTF?!?!? HE also tells me that I should stop eating so much candy beacause he never go near that "poison" for the mind. Wait a phuckin minute..... I leave a jar of candy on my desk for public consumption and I must see this guy about a dozen times a day eating from it. Of course he always comment, "I'm not a candy person but one piece is ok." GODDAM, STOP WITH YOU SUPERIOR ATTITUDE BS ALREADY. EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR A DAMN POSEUR AND ACTING SNOOTY DOESN'T MAKE YOU CLASSY!!!! Finally he tells me that I should be as healthy as him by excercising more. WHAT??? I'm on my feet at least 4 - 6 hours per day around the office. I'm 5' 8" and 140 - 145lbs. Meanwhile this I've never seen this lardass walk more that 15 feet. He is about 6' and 225lbs+.

Damn if he's not gone by the end of the week, I'm taking action.

AS usual, thanks for the time.

Windogg

 

[loup garou]

This guy's so bad, I almost can't believe it. He sounds like the epitome of bad-emloyeeness. I feel really sorry for you, Windogg! He has to be on his way out soon...then y'all should have an office party.

 

[ratkil]

<<He is about 6' and 225lbs+.>> Um, that doesn't sound that overweight, I am 6' and 235, you have now offended me, no Steak and Shake date for you my friend..... (two for clarity)

You may not beleive it now, but someday you will really laugh about these stories.....okay, maybe not...but thanks for sharing, I feel your pain, but these are humorous to read!

That sounds like a kicka$$ copier. Does it do it's own print serving and everything?

 

[yakko]

You and jonnyGURU should get together and make a sitcom.

 

[BoberFett]

Yeah, 6' 225 lbs is not that large. But he still sounds like an @ss. Surely you can think of some ways to make him want to quit.

 

[thebestMAX]

Make him quit.

Cant fire anyone these days, you know, at least not for incompetence. Company thieft is always a good one. Stuff another employees lunch in his pocket, he is big enough.

 

[Edski]

Windogg,
My heart goes out to you. With each and every rant you have about this moron I just want to remove him from the gene pool. If they don't get rid of him by the end of the month, I will come to your place of employment and personally push this idiot off the roof.....opps, I mean watch the jerk fall off the roof while attempting to grab an almost empty potato chip bag (just chip dust inside) from the edge of the roof.

I think that is time for you to take a vacation as soon as possible. I can understand your fear if the &quot;Waste of human flesh&quot; is still employed but he just might screw himself out of a job if you were not there to fix his mistakes.

 

[Adul]

OH PLEASE OH MIGHT
ALIEN CIVILIZATION. I'LL BE YOU HUMBLE SERVANT FOREVER IF YOU COME DOWN AND GIVE THE A$$HOLE A
LARGE ANAL PROBE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!


LMAO! I sure hope this guy go away soon. I feel for you man.

 

[Psychoholic]

C'mon Windogg, tell us how you really feel.

Now might be a good time to look into friends that have connections with the mob. Sounds like he needs a pair of concrete jeans!!!

 

[Windogg]

werk: The booze is already chilling in the fridge. Its like the countdown to New Years Eve except I know that tomorrrow will actually be different.

ratkil: Sorry, I've always been a very bad judge of weight. I do know that his gut hangs over his pants. I knwo in 20 years i will be a great story for my future kids. The copier is indeed sweet. We have one b&amp;w (thank god he was only allowed to use that one) and one sweet copies. They are nothing like the copies of even a few years ago. Everything is fully digital (scan once and retain as long as you want). They have RISC processors, 8.4GB HDDs, 128MB of SDRAM, the work. The internal print server is nice but hard to shutdown. Thats one reason why so many copies went through. The color one still blows me away.

yakko:DeezNutz Rant of the Day sound OK?

Bober: I need to learn how more about mass (My math and physics skills suck)

Edski: Thanks for the support. I think I can get Johnnie Cochran to convice a jury it was &quot;Justifiable Homicide&quot;

Adul: His boss is meeting with him today.

thebestMAX: He said he would quit as soon as he finds another job but who will acutally hire him?

Windogg

 

[Crysla]

Sounds like my last boss. She was an idiot....and of course I had to do everything or the office would have fallen apart. And the wasted supplied thing was right on the money. Thank god the supply place delivers, and the printers ships....or I would have been down there once a week. Soooo...when I was able...I quit....wasn't my dream job anyway. I did however inform her supervisor, our Regional Manager to keep a close watch on things since she was not on our site to see what I actually did daily. I didn't want the company to suffer just because she was an idiot. And guess what 4 months later, I heard she was let go because she couldn't keep up and she had hired an Assistant that was a friend of hers and she too was axed. Justice served ....if not belatedly.
Princess

 

[AndrewR]

I think you just coined a new word (may or may not have been intentional): POSEUR. It lends a certain amount of differentiation to the meaning of the label -- I like it!



I'm sorry for your difficulties, but it was quite amusing to read.

 

[purplehayes]

Windogg,

I have to agree, I'm 6'-0&quot; and I only weigh in at about 170. I think 225 would definetly qualify as overweight.

Maybe you can get a web cam and do a live stream of him working at your office. It sounds like it would be a riot to watch!

PH

 

[Viper GTS]

6'0 225 is a body mass index of ~30 ((weight in pounds times 703)/(height in inches squared)). I'm 6'2/205, &amp; I'd like to lose around 20 lbs.

Viper GTS

 

[thebestMAX]

WINNDOG--

And your point is?

Life is all about choices and to quote from an Indiana Jones movie:

&quot;He chose poorly&quot;

 

[I'm Typing]

You need to go two levels above this guy's head and let the company know how much it is costing them to keep him around. Write an anonymous letter if you have to...but you owe it to the employer to let them know what he is doing. If they do nothing, hey at least you tried.

For everyone who has an a$$hole for a boss, check out:
Stop the Bullies!

 

[yakko]

Windogg,

Works for me.

 

[XMan]

Windogg - you guys have a DC480? That's a sweet machine.

Archaic? Proletariawhathefu . . . ? :|

Lemme at him, Windogg . . . I'll chew the MF'ers kneecaps off. God knows I'm hungry enough.

 

[Windogg]

Crysla: Ever office has a moron. I guess some are just worse than others.

I'm Typing: I thought about it but I realized that I don't really know the org structure of the marketing group. I would do it in a heartbeat. time to make some quiet inqueries.

Xerox Man: I should have you describe what the thing can do. I'm getting better at it but what I know probably only scratches the surface of what it can do. Please correct any mistakes since my specs come from what the salesman told my boss. My boss the office manager did a great job on the equipment. The thing spits out copies like there is no tomorrow. My hats off the Xerox Corp. The color copier is a DocuColor 12. The quality is amazing. We had to get very strict with the audiotron to keep people from using it. Can the Xerographic (sp?) be turned into a laser designator? Make a few calls to a Navy friend and a few F/A-18 can resolve the problem in a heartbeat.

Windogg

 

[XMan]

Unfortunately all of the lasers are shielded . . . a smart bomb would be too quick, though.

The DC480 is basically a high-speed (75 8.5x11 pages per minute) network laser printer coupled with a 600dpi scanner (color capable, but the machine only prints black and white). Don't have much to say about it, except that it works. All high-frequency service items such as xerographic components, fuser rolls, and feed rolls, are easily customer-replaced in a matter of seconds. If the machine is set up for Sixth Sense (no, not the movie) the field technician can dial in remotely via laptop, interface with the copier, check fault histories, run diagnostic routines, etc. It's the closest thing to a Maytag that we've got. I've got maybe 20 of 'em, and 90% of the service calls I've taken on them have been operator error or network issues.

I probably shouldn't tell ya this, Windogg , but the electronics package consistes of a 466MHz PPGA Celeron processor, 64 MB or more of EDO RAM, 10/100 Ethernet, and dual 4.5GB 7200rpm SCSI hard drives. No, you can't overclock it - I checked.

Next time your tech is there, ask him to cheat the front door and let you watch it run double-sided copies . . . it's an incredible sight.

Unfortunately I don't work on the DC12, but it is our best color printer as far as print quality goes. You guys are definitely buying some high-quality stuffs. If you need a faster color copier, we've got a 70-page per minute full color machine available . . . it's the size of a Jeep. LOL.

 

[ratkil]

Windogg think of how boring it will be when he is gone though. Hmmmm, maybe I meant how boring it would be for us...... I worked where they had the money for a decent copier once, what a blessing that was, ever since then all the companies I work for only afford wore out ons....

Purplehayes, I will be the first to admit that I could drop some weight, but I would look really bad if I dropped more then 15 pounds, been there done that guess it depends how it is arranged, people always underguess my weight by about 40 pounds anyway so maybe you are correct, course that would make me a freak.... :Q

 

[Pretender]

Until now, I had a belief: every person is good at at least one thing- strong or nimble people are good at sports, and larger individuals are often smart. And this guy just disproves the whole FSCKING theorem. He needs to be eliminated to restore order to society.


BTW, I would probably be willing to pay $100 to watch a recording of this guy for 1 week...you should strongly consider setting up a portable webcam which follows this guy every day. At least then you'll be able to retire off this guy's pure stupidity.

 

[NakaNaka]

Rant 1 I cracked up on the part bout FP Expresses and the monitor ....


HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

 

[Stark]

Windogg,

I just had to renew my drivers license. Four year ago I was 6'2&quot; / 180. Now I'm 6'2&quot; 210. I admit I'm overweight. Unless he's built like a linebacker, he's a fat pig.

 

[ratkil]

Does this outfit make me look fat? 6' 235# Is this a fat pig? oink oink