I guess venting is good. Here we go again.
S@#&, F#*&, A$$, CRAP!!!!!! Ok, the site finally gets published. It never occured to me that check how it looked on another system. I'm not a web designer and I've always left it up to the REAL webmasters. I guess their expertise, seemingly smooth design process, and well thought out sites has lulled me into a sense of complecency. We go and fire it up on a workstation and damn if it didn't look like crap. Paragraphs were everywhere, random words dotted the screen, pictures were stretched and skewed. It was unreadable. WTF is going on?!?!?!? It seems that his screen is set to 800x600 and just about everyone else in the place has it at 1024x768 or higher.
I go into the properties on the main page and I realized that a horse's left asscheek would have made better judgement calls. His funky use of justification, percent vs pixel, table properties, graphics properties, and stuff was just archaic. Plus we also noticed in the last two days be made a bunch of change in coloring schemes. Some of them made the text unreadable. He rattles on about how he wanted balance and "feng shui" and all that crap. GODAMMIT, I'M ASIAN HERE!!! DON'T GIVE ME ANY OF THE FENG SHUI NONSENSE. Here's a little secret, "Feng Shui" translated into English means "Fools rich Yuppies into throwing money on ugly, loud, obnoxious, and overpriced crap make for $.69. (Not really but I think thats what it should mean)
Everybody is pretty pissed and as usual the moron goes into his usual "Bill Gates the Great Satan" schpeal. Another two days of work down the drain. So right now PoseurBoy is scrambling to get thing to look semi decent before his boss gets in the office. Hmmm... 100+ pages relaidout in less than a hour. I think I'll go watch the show.
I'll keep everyone posted.
Windogg
S@#&, F#*&, A$$, CRAP!!!!!! Ok, the site finally gets published. It never occured to me that check how it looked on another system. I'm not a web designer and I've always left it up to the REAL webmasters. I guess their expertise, seemingly smooth design process, and well thought out sites has lulled me into a sense of complecency. We go and fire it up on a workstation and damn if it didn't look like crap. Paragraphs were everywhere, random words dotted the screen, pictures were stretched and skewed. It was unreadable. WTF is going on?!?!?!? It seems that his screen is set to 800x600 and just about everyone else in the place has it at 1024x768 or higher.
I go into the properties on the main page and I realized that a horse's left asscheek would have made better judgement calls. His funky use of justification, percent vs pixel, table properties, graphics properties, and stuff was just archaic. Plus we also noticed in the last two days be made a bunch of change in coloring schemes. Some of them made the text unreadable. He rattles on about how he wanted balance and "feng shui" and all that crap. GODAMMIT, I'M ASIAN HERE!!! DON'T GIVE ME ANY OF THE FENG SHUI NONSENSE. Here's a little secret, "Feng Shui" translated into English means "Fools rich Yuppies into throwing money on ugly, loud, obnoxious, and overpriced crap make for $.69. (Not really but I think thats what it should mean)
Everybody is pretty pissed and as usual the moron goes into his usual "Bill Gates the Great Satan" schpeal. Another two days of work down the drain. So right now PoseurBoy is scrambling to get thing to look semi decent before his boss gets in the office. Hmmm... 100+ pages relaidout in less than a hour. I think I'll go watch the show.
I'll keep everyone posted.
Windogg
They've been meeting for a while bit and no word yet.
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