A "You know you're a blonde when.../You know you're a fatass when..." thread

[Howard]

You know you're a blonde when...

There's blood on your electric razor.

You know you're a fatass when...

You put a piece of bacon inside your cheek so you can "get your fix".

Any others?

 

[xPANAFOEx]

you know you are a stupid ass when...

 

[ElFenix]

you know you're a nef when...

 

[Howard]

You have to put down why.

 

[T4NNER]

*yawn*

 

[yakko]

 

[ElFenix]

... when you post neffing replies in a neffing thread?