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A word of advice about women

Zanix

Zanix

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My girlfriend buys a new bed.

She's really excited about it, bought a nice conforter and sheets, and moved furniture in her room. She goes into elaborate descriptions of daydreams of us jumping on it and sleeping and all the room and no cats sleeping on your head, etc, etc... I play along, nice new matress might be nice, right?

Her: "So do you think it was a good idea to buy it?"

(note: she just put in her 2 weeks notice at her job(long story) and is going to take money out of some stocks or savings or something to pay off credit cards as well as this bed)

Me: "Well I think so, how much did you pay for it?"

Her: "400"

Me: "Woa. That seems like alot. How much for the matress?"

Her: "600"

Me: "So you spent a grand on a new bed two days after telling your boss you're quiting your job? Your car leaks coolant, and Christmas is comming up too. Are you going to be able to afford all this?"

Her: (que 2 hour long debate on the value of money, how I always make her feel stupid, how I'm going to be sleeping on the old bed in the basement, how she hates her boss, how nothing ever goes right for her, how she's not going to move back in with her mother, how she's loosing money in her stocks because of the economy- why not spend it anyway, how it was the cheepest bed there and still felt nice to lay on, how it was on sale, how I always make her feel stupid, etc.)






Moral of the story/Cliffs notes:

Whenever a girlfriend asks you a question, there's two answers:
1)the one you think you should say, and
2)the one she wants to hear.

1 and 2 will never be the same.







Or simply put, always agree with her. It's just not worth it.



Edit: Addendum to Cliff's Notes: The OP didn't get any this weekend. 😛 🙂
 
Or simply put, always agree with her. It's just not worth it.

you just figured this out!?

Make your point and drop it! trust me you do not want an argument they always win. NO matter what it is about! they hold the ultimate weapon.



but a grand on a bed? what size? seems pretty cheap.
 
I'm starting to experience the whole "Anything I say as a male is intended to make her feel stupid, even if it's the most logical thing possible" situation. 🙁
 
If you would have just agreed with her you would be boppin' on a brand new bed!

Never tell them what your idea is (99.9% of the time the correct action), they will always go into their terrible life and how you don't make it any better. As long as you are not married don't worry about it. Let he spend and (depending on your intentions for the future with her) let her husband pay for her past mistakes, not you.
 
At least my woman has the decency to feel guilty when she spends a lot of money on stupid sh!t.
 
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Some women make themselves feel better when they're down by spending money.
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Some? hmm?

I love this quote:
"Encyclopedia Brattanica for sale, Fvkin' Wife knows everything"
 
Originally posted by: isasir
I'm starting to experience the whole "Anything I say as a male is intended to make her feel stupid, even if it's the most logical thing possible" situation. 🙁
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LOL
It's good to know I'm not alone.
I've just given up, and if there's a big argument, I'm silent. Sure, it makes her mad, but nowhere near as mad as basically anything I could say.
 
Originally posted by: waggy
Or simply put, always agree with her. It's just not worth it.

you just figured this out!?

Make your point and drop it! trust me you do not want an argument they always win. NO matter what it is about! they hold the ultimate weapon.



but a grand on a bed? what size? seems pretty cheap.
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It's a queen. This one I think.

I was just comparing it to the $80 I spent for my matress and boxspring.. but I'm in college, so living poor is pretty much necessary



I like how chris rock put it. Men have a serious disadvantage when arguing with a women. They have the need to make sense.
 
Originally posted by: TMPadmin
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Some women make themselves feel better when they're down by spending money.
Click to expand...

Some? hmm?

I love this quote:
"Encyclopedia Brattanica for sale, Fvkin' Wife knows everything"
Click to expand...

I have to include the "some" disclaimer to avoid being attacked by women 😉
 
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Some women make themselves feel better when they're down by spending money.
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These women are the downfall of man. Try to find one who exercises when feeling down. :thumbsup:
 
Originally posted by: Passions
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Some women make themselves feel better when they're down by spending money.
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These women are the downfall of man. Try to find one who exercises when feeling down. :thumbsup:
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Yeah, $300+ / year for a gym membership to use a treadmill!

Get your fat butt outside and beat the pavement!!!
 
Originally posted by: Zanix


Her: (que 2 hour long debate on the value of money, how I always make her feel stupid, how I'm going to be sleeping on the old bed in the basement, how she hates her boss, how nothing ever goes right for her, how she's not going to move back in with her mother, how she's loosing money in her stocks because of the economy- why not spend it anyway, how it was the cheepest bed there and still felt nice to lay on, how it was on sale, how I always make her feel stupid, etc.)
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Why don't you make her feel real stupid when she has to move back to her mother after you've dumped her. Then she can add another thing to her list of things that didn't go right. :evil:

😛
 
"How do you write women so well?"

"Well, I think of a man. Then I take away reason and accountability."
 
Originally posted by: isasir
I'm starting to experience the whole "Anything I say as a male is intended to make her feel stupid, even if it's the most logical thing possible" situation. 🙁
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how true that statement is...
 
Originally posted by: TMPadmin
Originally posted by: Passions
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Some women make themselves feel better when they're down by spending money.
Click to expand...

These women are the downfall of man. Try to find one who exercises when feeling down. :thumbsup:
Click to expand...

Yeah, $300+ / year for a gym membership to use a treadmill!

Get your fat butt outside and beat the pavement!!!
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Or just buy your own treadmill if you insist on using one. If that's all you use it's definitely cheaper.
 
Originally posted by: TheGoodGuy
Originally posted by: isasir
I'm starting to experience the whole "Anything I say as a male is intended to make her feel stupid, even if it's the most logical thing possible" situation. 🙁
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how true that statement is...
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Heaven forbid she gets moody and you even begin to THINK

p....


m.....


death.

 
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