A wonderful way to live your life. Live the sniper way.

[SoylentGreen]

Get married.
Get divorced.
Get married. Again.
Get divorced. Again.
Breed profusely.
Join the farcking Army.
Quit three years before retirement.
Convert to Islam after Reagan bombs Libya.
Wait until a month before 9-11 to change your name to "Muhammad".
Make certain your timing absolutely sucks.
Do nothing to support your exes, or your kids, but fight tooth and nail
for custody.
Informally adopt one of your girlfriend's sons, because he's the only
one you can brainwash.
Start two businesses. Fail at both of them. Go bankrupt.
Leave debts.
"I know he was manipulative...He would do anything to get his way."
Spend some time in the shelter system.
Shoplift.
Hold up liquor stores.
"Oops, my finger slipped."
Go on the lam.
Bug out.
Buy a gun.
Buy several.
Blow a farcking gasket.
Blow several.
Do something transcendentally stupid. Repeatedly.
Free your inner sociopath.
After ten or twelve confirmed kills, get cocky.
Claim God.
Leave stupid Tarot cards.
Get arrested.
Laugh as five farcking states compete for the honor of quick-frying you
to a crackly crunch.

 

[amnesiac]

*sniff*

Smells like troll in here. :|

 

[hdeck]

Laugh as five farcking states compete for the honor of quick-frying you
to a crackly crunch.

lol, that is good.

 

[ChrisIsBored]

You left out the "So what if the police don't know who you are, give them a phone call and give them hints til they do" part...

I love your last line though!

 

[bizmark]

nice.

 

[Pigasus]

Originally posted by: amnesiac 2.0
*sniff*

Smells like troll in here. :|

Yup, it stinks all right.

 

[Zebo]

Quit three years before retirement.

He was kicked out (dishonerable dicharge and jail time) for thowing a grenade in his squadmates tent. But otherwise you're right on

 

[Lithium381]

Originally posted by: bizmark
nice.

hah, nice way to end it

 

[rival]

It's the american way...

 

[T2T III]

No troll here. However, it was a nice read which basically summarized up the events in about 30 seconds.

Convert to Islam after Reagan bombs Libya.

I remember that attack in 1986. I was in active duty at the time. When I heard of the attack, I partied.

 

[Tominator]

Originally posted by: rival
It's the american way...

Yes, it is. He had freedom of all kinds and chose to throw it all away!

You left out being a security guard for The Million Man March....and just think, those were the high points in his life!

 

[DJSnairdA]

Gee, I guess if you live like that you are bound to do stupid things..

When is his trial?

 

[tallest1]

Originally posted by: wje
No troll here. However, it was a nice read which basically summarized up the events in about 30 seconds. [/i]