a woman, Mexican and a Arab are sitting in a bar...

[JEDIYoda]

in a bar....
The Mexican finished his beer and throws the glass up into the air and shoots the glass with his 45....the Mexican says - in Mexico we have so many beer glasses that we never drink out of the same glass twice.
The Arab finishes his beer and throws the glass into the air and using his AK47 shoots the glass.....the Arab says we have so much sand where I come from that we have no shortage of glasses.

The woman from Arizona finishes her beer ajnd throws the glass in the air, she turns around and shoots the Arab and the mexican....turns to the bartender and says in Arizona we have so many illegals that we never have to drink with the same illegal twice...lolol

 

[spidey07]

I always heard the ending as "we have too many illegals as it is"

 

[OCGuy]

This thread is going places.....

 

[silverpig]

-1/10

 

[OutHouse]

old as dirt, i heard this joke in elem school in the 70's

 

[Regs]

So what construction site do you work on?

 

[HardcoreRobot]

im sure the bar owner is happy 2 paying patrons were removed from his customer base

 

[Miramonti]

I would have chuckled but was too distracted by the spelling/grammar error in the sig.

 

[joesmoke]

hahahaha thats hilarious that lady committed murder hahahahaha


also - everyone knows women cant shoot for shit

 

[techs]

Thread should end with Speeling Nazis shooting OP.

 

[Mike Gayner]

Arizona fail.

 

[classy]

I chuckled

 

[FuzzyDunlop]

im sure the bar owner is happy 2 paying patrons were removed from his customer base

no promise that the mexican was paying though.

 

[Lithium381]

old as dirt, i heard this joke in elem school in the 70's

much older than that, this originated with the American Indians(THE NATIVES!!!!), it's just been changed over time

 

[benzylic]

I thought arabs didn't drink beer, therefore the joke doesn't make sense.

 

[dwell]

Standing on the beach
With a gun in my hand
Staring at the sea
Staring at the sand
Staring down the barrel
At the arab on the ground
I can see his open mouth
But I hear no sound

I'm alive
I'm dead
I'm the stranger
Killing an arab

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I chuckled

They weren't black, so duh.

 

[JS80]

11/10

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

I thought arabs didn't drink beer, therefore the joke doesn't make sense.

Muslims don't. Not all Arabs are Muslim (although a vast majority are).

 

[tyler811]

im sure the bar owner is happy 2 paying patrons were removed from his customer base

This is funnier then the OP

 

[epidemis]

Not all muslim don't drink, think about that for a second.

 

[Lifted]

Muslims don't. Not all Arabs are Muslim (although a vast majority are).

LOL

And Christians don't commit adultery, or murder, or steal, or do teh gay...

 

[shortylickens]

im sure the bar owner is happy 2 paying patrons were removed from his customer base

If they were illegals they would have drained his tax dollars and then put him out of business eventually.
:awe:

 

[BoomerD]

im sure the bar owner is happy 2 paying patrons were removed from his customer base

Who said they paid for the drinks? Maybe the woman bought the first round...

 

[GasX]

When the character in your joke says, "lol" you fail