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A woman looks in the bedroom mirror...

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Brutuskend

Lifer
and says to her husband, "I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment!"

The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect".
 
LOL

I'll use this one on my GF whenever I have the uncontrollable urge to get kicked in the nuts.
 
Yep. I called my gf fatty fat fat the other day. She got pretty effin mad but it was funny as hell. I even slapped her extra slab of meat that was hanging out as I was saying it.
 
Originally posted by: deathkoba
Yep. I called my gf fatty fat fat the other day. She got pretty effin mad but it was funny as hell. I even slapped her extra slab of meat that was hanging out as I was saying it.
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:Q
 
Originally posted by: deathkoba
Yep. I called my gf fatty fat fat the other day. She got pretty effin mad but it was funny as hell. I even slapped her extra slab of meat that was hanging out as I was saying it.
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I sometimes do that to my own extra slab of meat when its hanging out.

 
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