A wise sage once told me...

[Ruptga]

Time flies like the wind; fruit flies like bananas.

 

[Ika]

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

 

[FoBoT]

Groucho Marx?

 

[Iron Woode]

someone told me they were a master debater. I told them I was a cunning linguist.

 

[SlitheryDee]

I have a srs airbag. It can be assumed that my airbag does not engage in activities for the sole purpose of entertainment.

 

[venkman]

i hate everything this thread represents

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: venkman
i hate everything this thread represents

Part of it was deliberately done to piss off guys with PhD's who think they can trap ghosts.

 

[Mday]

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. There's also a fine line between tight jeans, and too tight jeans.

 

[moshquerade]

i prefer a wise potato chip.

but that's just me.

 

[Ruptga]

😕

 

[angminas]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i prefer a wise potato chip.

but that's just me.

here ya go

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: Aflac
Comedy is tragedy plus timing.

fixed

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: shortylickens

Originally posted by: venkman
i hate everything this thread represents

Part of it was deliberately done to piss off guys with PhD's who think they can trap ghosts.

lmao

 

[zinfamous]

only Arcadio can make serious threads.

everyone knows this

 

[PepePeru]

man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: hanoverphist

Originally posted by: Aflac
Comedy is tragedy plus timing.

fixed

You're mixing two aphorisms there. Aflac is correct:
"Comedy is tragedy plus time"

which is Groucho Marx? Milton Berle, maybe?

you're misremembering it as this, also well-known bit:

What's the secret of comedy?
--Timing.
What's the secret of comedy?
--Timing.
What's the se--
----Timing!

 

[BW86]

roflcopter

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: hanoverphist

Originally posted by: Aflac
Comedy is tragedy plus timing.

fixed

You're mixing two aphorisms there. Aflac is correct:
"Comedy is tragedy plus time"

which is Groucho Marx? Milton Berle, maybe?

you're misremembering it as this, also well-known bit:

What's the secret of comedy?
--Timing.
What's the secret of comedy?
--Timing.
What's the se--
----Timing!

aahh, youre correct. sorry.

 

[AstroManLuca]

Originally posted by: PepePeru
man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

man who is run over by car gets tired

 

[fulltilt39]

Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.

 

[SonnyWithSony]

My Johnny flies like the wind.