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child of wonder

Diamond Member
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I see he is a heathen who worships the marinara blasphemy! Only those who recognize Dr. Alfredo as the FSM's true messiah are the real disciples of the FSM!!!!!! I'll bet this fool thinks pirates are the FSM's chosen when it is so plainly obvious he favors ninjas!!!!

DEATH TO HEATHENS!!!!!
 

Cerpin Taxt

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Feb 23, 2005
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I see he is a heathen who worships the marinara blasphemy! Only those who recognize Dr. Alfredo as the FSM's true messiah are the real disciples of the FSM!!!!!! I'll bet this fool thinks pirates are the FSM's chosen when it is so plainly obvious he favors ninjas!!!!

DEATH TO HEATHENS!!!!!

The Pesto Reformation of 2009 resolved all of this.
 

BoomerD

No Lifer
Feb 26, 2006
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I see he is a heathen who worships the marinara blasphemy! Only those who recognize Dr. Alfredo as the FSM's true messiah are the real disciples of the FSM!!!!!! I'll bet this fool thinks pirates are the FSM's chosen when it is so plainly obvious he favors ninjas!!!!

DEATH TO HEATHENS!!!!!


The Pesto Reformation of 2009 resolved all of this.

Indeed. It was resolved that Al Dente was the only TRUE form of Pastafarianism. All the others are just "Sauce on His Noodles" by comparison.
 

DrPizza

Administrator Elite Member Goat Whisperer
Mar 5, 2001
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Right, because sarcasm and mocking is a good foundation for all principled positions.

While I agree to an extent; particularly with the actions of this individual, am I the only one who apparently noticed that your statement was made sarcastically?

But, this individual's actions don't really speak for all Pastafarians. The idea isn't so much to mock, as it is to demonstrate through example the silliness of faith without evidence. When Kansas was considering allowing all "theories" of how animals got to where they are today, it was created as a competing "theory" with the same amount of evidence as Creationism.
 

Ns1

No Lifer
Jun 17, 2001
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uhhh pastafarian is a totally valid religion you fuckers.
 

Ns1

No Lifer
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i don't even know why everyone assumes a pastafarian is an atheist.