A wild weekend in Florida, story by a stripper

[SAWYER]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1130829
NSFW

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

well, being at work, and wanting to keep my job, any chance a brave soul can read that and summarize it for us pervs wanting to hear a stripper's story?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

well, being at work, and wanting to keep my job, any chance a brave soul can read that and summarize it for us pervs wanting to hear a stripper's story?

I tried reading the first couple of paragraphs and I'm not brave enough to go on. Unless a person is braindead to begin with their IQ will drop 2 points every sentence.

 

[Fenixgoon]

well, being at work, and wanting to keep my job, any chance a brave soul can read that and summarize it for us pervs wanting to hear a stripper's story?

stripper A meets stripper B and B's friend. Stripper B invites Stripper A to go to florida with said friend and B's BF. they all go to florida. turns out that Stripper B is in fact also a prostitute and her "friend" is her pimp. tricks are turned, stuff goes down (including the pimp shooting (killing?) someone). eventually Stripper A and B's BF get back to detroit. a few days later, Stripper A gets a call from Stripper B, who is in a jail with her pimp in NV. Turns out he was wanted for a lot of things in a lot of states. Stripper A says "nope nope nope" to that noise.

 

[Kelvrick]

I'm just waiting for a meeting to start at work, so I'm reading on my phone. Will post a summary when I finish the story.

 

[pontifex]

twitter is not the medium for telling a long story...

 

[darkewaffle]

twitter is not the medium for telling a long story...

But you can post pictures of the text of full stories! It totally works!

 

[Kelvrick]

Stripper A meets another stripper while a working at Hooters. Decides to go to Florida with her to do some stripping. Shit goes down, prostituting, pimping, kidnapping, turf battles, shooting, attempted suicide ensues.

I learned a few new terms while reading the story.

 

[MongGrel]

Pass.

Read a little, nothing new to see there really.

 

[BlitzPuppet]

Twitter story?

No...just no.

 

[SithSolo1]

I just read more tweets detailing this trainwreck than I have in all the time prior to this point.

stripper A meets stripper B and B's friend. Stripper B invites Stripper A to go to florida with said friend and B's BF. they all go to florida. turns out that Stripper B is in fact also a prostitute and her "friend" is her pimp. tricks are turned, stuff goes down (including the pimp shooting (killing?) someone). eventually Stripper A and B's BF get back to detroit. a few days later, Stripper A gets a call from Stripper B, who is in a jail with her pimp in NV. Turns out he was wanted for a lot of things in a lot of states. Stripper A says "nope nope nope" to that noise.

That pretty much sums it up.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Florida and Detroit? Sounds right.

 

[Schmide]

Formal protest: NSFW not found. Where's the beef????

 

[CraKaJaX]

Formal protest: NSFW not found. Where's the beef????

I believe you were looking for fish tacos, not beef.

 

[poofyhairguy]

twitter is not the medium for telling a long story...

A huge chunk of twitter and social media in general are people who didn't know that BBSes or web forums even exist.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Read through it... 140 characters or less at a time. WHO THE FUCK writes that shit via twitter? Stripper twats, apparently.

Also, I had to consult urban diction for things like "rn" and "bae". Overall not worth my time, but if it's true it is semi-enlightening about how much sex trafficking goes on.

Also, wtf is a "trick" that they keep referring to?

 

[calahan]

you didn't know twitter is dead? common boys

 

[Fanatical Meat]

When I was 23 I went out with a stri...er...dancer. Thank god she didn't speak like this, I met her at school. Some of her coworkers spoke pretty poorly but nowhere near this bad. Apparently its twitter & text speak that's really dragged them down.

 

[sourceninja]

...

 

[zokudu]

Story is kind of NSFW but they talk about pictures? I saw no pictures.

 

[SithSolo1]

Read through it... 140 characters or less at a time. WHO THE FUCK writes that shit via twitter? Stripper twats, apparently.

Also, I had to consult urban diction for things like "rn" and "bae". Overall not worth my time, but if it's true it is semi-enlightening about how much sex trafficking goes on.

Also, wtf is a "trick" that they keep referring to?

Sex for money or someone who performs said act. "That ho be turnin' tricks all night long. Ho fo Sho." "See that ho, she a trick." Or something along those lines

I'm not completely up to date on social media shorthand but I figured most of them out.

 

[nakedfrog]

you didn't know twitter is dead? common boys

I'm not common, you rube!

 

[rudder]

well, being at work, and wanting to keep my job, any chance a brave soul can read that and summarize it for us pervs wanting to hear a stripper's story?

All I can say is you will lose a few IQ points by reading the whole thing.

 

[DigDog]

well, being at work, and wanting to keep my job, any chance a brave soul can read that and summarize it for us pervs wanting to hear a stripper's story?

yeah. about 10k words about hookers hooking, badly misspelled and uninteresting.

 

[Jodell88]

Stripper needs to find tweetlonger