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A war without weapons. Who wins?

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In '69, After I was drafted, the Army trained me with the:
1911A1 Pistol
M-14 Battle Rifle
M-16 Assault Rifle
M-79 Grenade Launcher
M-60 Machine gun

Though, each of my instructors emphasized that my most powerful weapon was the one between my ears...

Then again, I got nothin on River Tam...
Uno
 

That show was created while I was still bouncing around as a bunch of quantum particles.

I completely blew up the OP's entire premise, and this is the only response I get. 🙂

You can't build things without tools, and almost any sharp/heavy tool can be used as a weapon. OP FAIL.

You choose to enter the best thread of the day just so you can troll it? Rules were applied to authentic fantasy scenario in the OP. Get with the program, you silly nublet.
 
China's population advantage makes it an unstoppable force!
America's obesity problem makes it an unmovable object!

Universe is annihilated.
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No contest. The Seal has trained his entire life to kill a man with his bare hands. To "go for the jugular" if you will. An MMA fighter, as skilled as he is, isn't prepared. While he is trying to grab an arm bar, the Seal is going for his eyes. My money is on the Seal.
 
I'll go with the country with exotic martial arts techniques and 1000 year old monks capable of punching gaping cavities into torsos.
 
No contest. The Seal has trained his entire life to kill a man with his bare hands. To "go for the jugular" if you will. An MMA fighter, as skilled as he is, isn't prepared. While he is trying to grab an arm bar, the Seal is going for his eyes. My money is on the Seal.


Did this post teleport from another thread 2-3 years ago?
 
Canada. Since there's no weapons involved it's inevitable it would break into a hockey game, and we all know what happens from there. 😛
 
The Zombies.

Or I'd think Racoons over Squirrels.

That or Keith Richards might still be alive....
 
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