A thread for All!!! Miss USA photos!!!

[Nik]

Sweet, we can have babe threads again?

 

[IcePickFreak]

Montana pretty bad too.

As I said...

Arizona and Cali were pretty decent. Miss Montana looks like trollface in her pic.

So I decided to make a comparison...

 

[olds]

Montana pretty bad too.

They should have just had a moose run. Might have placed higher.

 

[olds]

Miss North Carolina reminds me of Miss Piggy.

 

[Schadenfreude]

They all look absolutely gorgeous, but professional makeup and photoshop artists will do that...

"Shaletta Porterfield won the Miss Wisconsin USA title last year and would've competed in Las Vegas next month, but resigned Friday. She was charged in Dane County with three counts of misappropriating identity information to obtain money and has pleaded not guilty."

You can still tell she's gorgeous even in that crappy picture!

 

[bolomite]

Hawaii and Michigan, yum

 

[classy]

Alaska, Hawaii, Texas, and Kentucky are pretty.

Alaska is smoking

 

[rivan]

They all look absolutely gorgeous, but professional makeup and photoshop artists will do that...

This.

Also, WTF:

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:hmm:

 

[KeithTalent]

I wish they had non-airbrushed/shopped photos. I'd rather see a real girl with some imperfections than these insanely brushed photos. Hate that crap; can't really tell what any of them look like.

KT

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

Florida is not too shabby . . .

 

[postmortemIA]

they all have 1lb of makeup just on face.

other pictures of them are nearly as good looking as these.

 

[pontifex]

lol, obvious photoshopping is hilarious.

 

[BUTCH1]

West Virgina...

 

[The_Dude8]

Some of them have very nice DSL.

 

[0roo0roo]

As I said...



So I decided to make a comparison...

 

[NFS4]

If you have fake boobs, you should automatically be disqualified.

 

[pontifex]

If you have fake boobs, you should automatically be disqualified.

why? isn't plastic surgery a defining American trait?

 

[AMCRambler]

I would like to be the meat in the sandwich for Tennessee and Arizona. Oh momma!

 

[Squisher]

Miss Nevada, why the long face?

Not that I'm even worthy to comment, but still.

 

[bolomite]

Miss California is the winner:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110620/us_nm/us_missusa_1

 

[Blitzvogel]

For those with brain cells deadened by the Miss America discussion, here is something more interesting!

 

[0roo0roo]

i can't fap to a b17

 

[BUTCH1]

For those with brain cells deadened by the Miss America discussion, here is something more interesting!

What, you linked to a B-17 in a babe thread?, how DARE you!...

 

[Blitzvogel]

What, you linked to a B-17 in a babe thread?, how DARE you!...

What can I say, I'm an aero-phile

Plus those are actually interesting pictures of aircrew in their daily lives between missions. Last guy with doll is epic in a determined "I fight for the children" sort of way.

 

[Nik]

haha, Ms. Missouri looks stoned as fuck.