A test for virginity.. (Another Brutuskend JOKE)

[Brutuskend]

Two Polish guys are discussing one's upcoming wedding. "I'm not sure if my future bride is a virgin or not."
His buddy replies, "Oh, there's an easy test for that." "All you need is some red paint, some blue paint and a shovel. You paint one ball red and one ball blue. On your honeymoon, if she laughs and says, 'Those are the funniest balls I've ever seen!' you hit her with the shovel!"

 

[notfred]

What's the significance of the word "Polish" in the joke?

 

[Brutuskend]

There is none...

I just repeat them as I hear then.

No offense!

 

[ohtwell]

LOL!!

I love your joke threads Brutuskend!


: ) Amanda

 

[DanFungus]

hahaha

 

[StevenYoo]

nice one this time...

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

I don't get it.

edit: When she says "Those are the funniest...", you're to infer that she has seen balls before, and therefore isn't a virgin? What does the shovel have anything to do with the story? Or the fact that they're polish?

 

[Jfur]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Two Polish guys are discussing one's upcoming wedding. "I'm not sure if my future bride is a virgin or not."
His buddy replies, "Oh, there's an easy test for that." "All you need is some red paint, some blue paint and a shovel. You paint one ball red and one ball blue. On your honeymoon, if she laughs and says, 'Those are the funniest balls I've ever seen!' you hit her with the shovel!"

But what if she watches porn?

 

[stev0]

LOL thats good

 

[Deleted member 4644]

Originally posted by: Jfur

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Two Polish guys are discussing one's upcoming wedding. "I'm not sure if my future bride is a virgin or not."
His buddy replies, "Oh, there's an easy test for that." "All you need is some red paint, some blue paint and a shovel. You paint one ball red and one ball blue. On your honeymoon, if she laughs and says, 'Those are the funniest balls I've ever seen!' you hit her with the shovel!"

But what if she watches porn?

ROFL, SO true

 

[boi]

hahahaah, the shovel, lol,

 

[bizmark]

Originally posted by: KnightBreed
I don't get it.

edit: When she says "Those are the funniest...", you're to infer that she has seen balls before, and therefore isn't a virgin? What does the shovel have anything to do with the story? Or the fact that they're polish?

don't question! there's no room for this so-called "reason" around here! just laugh!

i.e. it's funny because it's ridiculous, and if you try to think about it, it won't be funny any more.

 

[Jfur]

I know it's a joke but this reminded me of something funny that happened in college. I convinced my roommate (NOT a virgin) that men's balls "enter" during the act. I supported it with fabricated quotes from St. Thomas Aquinas (she had an exam on his philosophies the next day, hadn't studied much, and she recalled some really weird sayings of his that were almost as absurd). Although it took a while, I managed to convince her and she ended up writing about it on the exam (that part was a mistake, I forgot to tell her I was joking)! She actually has a very sharp mind-- attention to detail is just not one of her strong points *Fortunately* she forgave me and we still laugh about it.

 

[yakko]

That would be funny if I had not used 3 shovels already.

 

[bizmark]

Originally posted by: Jfur
I know it's a joke but this reminded me of something funny that happened in college. I convinced my roommate (NOT a virgin) that men's balls "enter" during the act. I supported it with fabricated quotes from St. Thomas Aquinas (she had an exam on his philosophies the next day, hadn't studied much, and she recalled some really weird sayings of his that were almost as absurd). Although it took a while, I managed to convince her and she ended up writing about it on the exam (that part was a mistake, I forgot to tell her I was joking)! She actually has a very sharp mind-- attention to detail is just not one of her strong points *Fortunately* she forgave me and we still laugh about it.

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that's pretty funny

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: Jfur
I know it's a joke but this reminded me of something funny that happened in college. I convinced my roommate (NOT a virgin) that men's balls "enter" during the act. I supported it with fabricated quotes from St. Thomas Aquinas (she had an exam on his philosophies the next day, hadn't studied much, and she recalled some really weird sayings of his that were almost as absurd). Although it took a while, I managed to convince her and she ended up writing about it on the exam (that part was a mistake, I forgot to tell her I was joking)! She actually has a very sharp mind-- attention to detail is just not one of her strong points *Fortunately* she forgave me and we still laugh about it.

heheh thats better than the joke

 

[Descartes]

I'm with KnightBreed; I don't get the significance of the shovel? Would anyone, virgin or otherwise, not think blue and red balls were rather odd?



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