A terrible thing happened at work today

[Exterous]

We're out of salt! I normally have just a dash on the hard boiled eggs I sometimes bring for breakfast but not today. Ugh - the whole week is ruined!

 

[IronWing]

Go out to the parking lot and grab some salt off the pavement.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Go out to the parking lot and grab some salt off the smash the eggs on the pavement.

FTFY. Nobody should be eating hard boiled eggs ever, especially at work.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Hard boiled eggs and black coffee is a true test of manhood.

 

[IronWing]

FTFY. Nobody should be eating hard boiled eggs ever, especially at work.

Mind if I lean in closer when we talk?

 

[IronWing]

Hard boiled eggs and black coffee is a true test of manhood.

What are you doing with them?

 

[Exterous]

Hard boiled eggs and black coffee is a true test of manhood.

Thats actually exactly what I had for breakfast this morning.

 

[SKORPI0]

There's already a thread for a situation like this....
https://forums.anandtech.com/threads/what-first-world-problem-did-you-have-today.2374963/

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Mind if I lean in closer when we talk?

Yes, although to be fair egg-breath is not the reason why.

 

[clamum]

It took me a long time (although I guess I don't use them often) but I finally got salt and pepper shakes and put them in my desk at work, just the cheap Walmart ones for a buck a piece or whatever. I don't use them often but they're damn handy. Actually I pretty much only use them when I have cucumbers/tomatoes/carrots and sour cream, the snack of manly men and haxors. I also gots some tabasco sauce, red and green.

 

[nakedfrog]

What are you doing with them?

Movin' them bowels?

 

[IronWing]

Yes, although to be fair egg-breath is not the reason why.

 

[PottedMeat]

FTFY. Nobody should be eating hard boiled eggs ever, especially at work.

yeah, he should be microwaving fish.

 

[FeuerFrei]

FFFFuuuuuuu ......


I don't know what to tell you.

 

[Exterous]

There's already a thread for a situation like this....
https://forums.anandtech.com/threads/what-first-world-problem-did-you-have-today.2374963/

Please - my issue deserved more attention that it would get in that thread.

 

[snoopy7548]

Just extract the salt from your wussy tears and put that on your egg.

 

[A Casual Fitz]

Hard boiled eggs and black coffee is a true test of manhood.

One of my favorite combos

 

[DigDog]

https://forums.anandtech.com/threads/what-first-world-problem-did-you-have-today.2374963/

 

[zinfamous]

Just extract the salt from your wussy tears and put that on your egg.

it's really easy:

crinkle up some foil
capture wussy tears onto foil
leave foil out on your cubicle for water to evaporate, slowly, leaving precious salt and wuss minerals gathered in the foil crinkles.

 

[ImpulsE69]

This is an easy fix with multiple options.

1. Engage someone bigger than you offensively and wait for them to punch you in the nose.
2. Said punch if done correctly should cause your eyes to water.
3. Gather tears
4. Set tears on heater to allow to evaporate
5. Profit!

Or...

1. Put on sweats
2. Job around said building until you work up a good sweat
3. Wring sweat out of sweats
4. Use steps 4 and 5 above.