A sure fire way to keep your significant other from crowding you in bed at night

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: Amused
I've done that.

It's better when you give her the Dutch Oven treatment, though.

hahahah i do that to my wife. she ges so mad.

I tried it on my GF a few nights ago. Didn't go over to well.

"Why would you force me smell your own farts?"
"That is SO degrading"

DOH!

hahahah just have to continue to do it. she will learn to love it!

But it was horrible man. I had steak and Bush's Baked Beans for dinner that night :laugh::laugh:

 

[ViviTheMage]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Amused
I've done that.

It's better when you give her the Dutch Oven treatment, though.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dutch+Oven

Blowing hard ass wind under the covers several times and building up stench while your old lady is brushing her teeth and getting ready for bed, then when she gets into bed, pull the covers over her head and yell "Dutch Oven" and let her enjoy the stench of your ass gas for at least 30 seconds.

LOLOLOLOL

hahaha

 

[Dulanic]

Originally posted by: eakers
isn't that from a movie or something?

I am 90% sure that audio is pulled from "The Man" and that was Eugene Levy's character.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Dulanic

Originally posted by: eakers
isn't that from a movie or something?

I am 90% sure that audio is pulled from "The Man" and that was Eugene Levy's character.

Nah:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0188863/

 

[dbk]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Dulanic

Originally posted by: eakers
isn't that from a movie or something?

I am 90% sure that audio is pulled from "The Man" and that was Eugene Levy's character.

Nah:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0188863/

Yeah Bridgette Wilson was really hot in that movie.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: Amused
I've done that.

It's better when you give her the Dutch Oven treatment, though.

hahahah i do that to my wife. she ges so mad.

I tried it on my GF a few nights ago. Didn't go over to well.

"Why would you force me smell your own farts?"
"That is SO degrading"

DOH!

hahahah just have to continue to do it. she will learn to love it!

But it was horrible man. I had steak and Bush's Baked Beans for dinner that night :laugh::laugh:

hahahah

i have been with my wife now for years. 9 years being married and living together for 15 (or so).

she has had so many of these she knows when i am about to do it. now i just let them go then fluff the blankets in her face hehe

one of these days she is going to kill me with my pillow!

 

[Linux23]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: Amused
I've done that.

It's better when you give her the Dutch Oven treatment, though.

hahahah i do that to my wife. she ges so mad.

I tried it on my GF a few nights ago. Didn't go over to well.

"Why would you force me smell your own farts?"
"That is SO degrading"

DOH!

hahahah just have to continue to do it. she will learn to love it!

But it was horrible man. I had steak and Bush's Baked Beans for dinner that night :laugh::laugh:

BAH. She's just not used to your brand yet.

 

[Linux23]

I knew that I had left a skiddie in my pants as I curved out a stinkfart. I then asked my wife to check under the covers to see whether there was a spider. She was immediately overcome by the repugnant gas that was down there and try as she might, she couldn't fight as my hands held her head in place. When she came up eventually, she remarked that she felt nauseous and that I had indeed ****** my pants in the process. Nice!

LOL LOL.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Linux23

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: Amused
I've done that.

It's better when you give her the Dutch Oven treatment, though.

hahahah i do that to my wife. she ges so mad.

I tried it on my GF a few nights ago. Didn't go over to well.

"Why would you force me smell your own farts?"
"That is SO degrading"

DOH!

hahahah just have to continue to do it. she will learn to love it!

But it was horrible man. I had steak and Bush's Baked Beans for dinner that night :laugh::laugh:

BAH. She's just not used to your brand yet.

That IS my brand. Brandon Allen Hill. Maybe I should stamp it on her forehead :laugh:

j/k

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Amused
I've done that.

It's better when you give her the Dutch Oven treatment, though.

Classy...

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: Amused
I've done that.

It's better when you give her the Dutch Oven treatment, though.

hahahah i do that to my wife. she ges so mad.

I tried it on my GF a few nights ago. Didn't go over to well.

"Why would you force me smell your own farts?"
"That is SO degrading"

DOH!

PWNED!!! :laugh:

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: Amused
I've done that.

It's better when you give her the Dutch Oven treatment, though.

hahahah i do that to my wife. she ges so mad.

I tried it on my GF a few nights ago. Didn't go over to well.

"Why would you force me smell your own farts?"
"That is SO degrading"

DOH!

PWNED!!! :laugh:

She looked so pitiful. She had those puppy dogs eyes that just said "how could you have done that to me."

I felt so bad

Thanks a lot ATOT!!!:laugh: