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A Students Book Report

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Ausm

Lifer
Book reports


Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" &
"My Life" by
Bill Clinton. One smart-ass student turned in the
following book
report, with the proposition that they were nearly
identical
stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this
report

Titanic:..... $29.99
Clinton:..... $29.99

Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton:..... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their
forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton:..... The story of Bill and Monica, their
forbidden love,
and subsequent catastrophe.
;
Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:..... Bill is a ******** artist.

Titanic:..... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton:.... .
Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:..... During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton:.....
Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton:..... Let's not go there.

Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton:..... Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her
life.
Clinton:..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of
seamen.
Clinton:..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there,
either.

Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:..... Bill goes home to Hilary ... basically the same thing
 
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