A Strange scenario: What would you do if you have a paralyzed son?

Mayne

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I was driving by a spa and I saw a Mom pushing her paralyzed son by it. Would you take your teenage son to a rub & tug to get his jollies off. I know not every paralyzed person can get a boner, but I think i would definitely take him there or have one of the ladies come visit us.

Sorry if this scenario hits too close to home.
 

renz20003

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I was driving by a spa and I saw a Mom pushing her paralyzed son by it. Would you take your teenage son to a rub & tug to get his jollies off. I know not every paralyzed person can get a boner, but I think i would definitely take him there or have one of the ladies come visit us.

Sorry if this scenario hits too close to home.
 

HeXen

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I take it this particular spa is known for their rub'n tugs? Well if there was a sting operation taking place when you happen to take your son there, it would make for an interesting arrest log.
 

zinfamous

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The weird thing is that I clicked on this thread, planned to post something about hiring out someone to get his nuts off, and that is exactly what the OP is about.

I think I'm fucked.
 

Thebobo

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I’d name him Skip, Bob, or Phil.

Like those jr high school jokes that I'm not going to say here. Although I knew a guy paralyzed pelvis down, he would laugh at those jokes so you never know, folks are so uptight therese days.
 

BarkingGhostar

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Put him in a wheelchair, make it RC (radio controlled) and send him into the girl's shower with an audio repeating "Timmy!!!"